Once upon a time there was two brudders from udder mudders. Brudder Faye and Brudder Chey-Man. They was bestest friends and they were stuck in the 70s. They wore the one piece skin tight suits, fake afros with crayons and stuff stuck in them, and elevator shoes. k so, these brudders only came out at night, cause they were sick. very sick. they had... *dun dun dun* DISCO FEVER. yes thats right, disco fever. Sometimes at night they'd sneak up on you and pass this fever to you. You'd always know when they were around because music would play. No one knows where this music came from, but you would hear it. "If you want my body and you think Im sexy, come on sugah let me know" and on special nights you would hear "I wear my sunglasses at night" They were out to seek revenge on Joyce. cause they hated her acourse. But then something terrible happened. They getted seperated. Jenna went back to PA and Cheyenne went to NY. Then one day they both got a call from the.. erm... King of the llonkies. He said he needed the brudders to reunite cause the eewogs were taking over llonkie land. so acourse they did. They met at the kings house, did their super secret disco brudder dance, and set out on their mission...

Day One

First they decided to spend the day together cause they hadnt seen each other in a while. They kicked some rednecks out of their trailer and used it to have a party. Only secret disco agents were invited. They jammed out in the strobe listenin to the bee gees. "you got me backtafunk" BUT OH NO!! kgjsdfjgjsdfhgkjs!! the eewogs crashed the party. they were in disguise. They dressed up like an agent and then attacked us from behind. but brudder cheyman busted a move and sent them on their way. then they went to sleep, cause they needed rest for the eewog hunting in the morning.

Day Two

The next morning they woke up to thunder and gray clouds. "What the flip??!" exclaimed Brudder Faye. "We can't dance in this sh!t!" "Yeah," Said Chey-man, "The cornfield will be all muddy! How the frig are we supposed to catch eewogs like that??" In the end, they decided to just put on some scuba suits and grab their umbrellas and go eewog hunting in the cornfield. OH GOD THOUGH! HOW WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET THERE??!?! It was raining and all they had was a convertible! So they went out and danced in the mall for money to buy a golfcart . It didn't take long... after all, they were professionals. Since they had a little extra money, Brudder Faye went and got some orange spray paint and pimped out their new goflcart..... Off they went to the cornfields. "You go ahead, Chey-man... I have to run to the house real quick to get something." So Jenna went off to the house to grab some last minute equipment (super flower power fro wigs and some disco ball earrings... she had to get pumped up). When she got back, there was Chey-man in the cornfield in a canoe... rowing and rowing and rowing, but getting nowheres. Brudder Faye yelled at her,"YOU ARE A DISCRACE TO THE BRUDDER RACE! IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM I WOULD COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!" So then began the eewog hunting. For 5 hours they hunted and managed to kill about 9 of them. The rest they couldn't find... but resolved to kill anymore that were spotted. So after the exhausting day, they decided to go to McDonald's to get some evening grub. Brudder Faye always said grace, "Yo check it out God... You know I love this food. Thanks for giving me the skills to bust my moves and get money fo what I do. Amen." So they're munchin on their frenchfries and hamboogers... when all of a sudden some bling blingin' gangstaa kneegrows walk in. They ordered their food and sat down at the table behind the Brudders. Brudder Faye had her back to the gangstaas but Chey-man could see everything they were doing. And one of the gangstaas (the one with the money sign bling bling) chucked a fry at Brudder Faye. Acourse she didn't know because it immediately stuck into her giant fro... So she didn't feel it. But since Chey-man saw it, she stood up, busted a move, flipped around in a circle and whipped out her discoball numchucks. by this time Brudder Faye is looking at her like what the beep is your problem??! Then she turned around and looked at the gangsters, and then whipped out her ammunition also (good thing they had been fighting eewogs, ay?) So together, the Brudders kicked some gangster ass and that was the end of that. Then the Brudders went home. So they were sittin around the t.v.. watching some choreography movie by Austin Powers... when all of a sudden Brudder Faye started lashing out irrationally, "I'M SO SICK OF HAVING TO DO ALL THE FLIPPING WORK! I KILLED 5 EEWOGS TODAY! AND I WAS KICKING MOST OF THE ASS OF THE GANGSTERS!" This made Brudder Chey-man sad. She decided not to argue because Brudder Faye was right... she hadn't been quite the same lately. That's cuz she was rusty! They hadn't been fighting in a long time! So she decided to go out into the manger with the llonkies and soup up the engine on the golf cart. By the time she got inside, Brudder Faye was already in bed... but she wasn't asleep. So Chey-man decided to just put on her tie-die pj's and crawl into the bottom bunk of her bed. After about 10 minutes of laying there Brudder Faye heaves a great sigh and let's out, "GOD always roastin up in this joint." This was her way of saying sorry, and to say that she forgave her, Chey-man scratched the wall and they both laughed real hard before falling asleep. THE END... so they thought.

Day Three

"AHHHH" screamed brudder faye as she flipped sideways off the top bunk and landed on her ass with a thump. "OMIGOSH HELP ME BRUDDER CHEYMAN!!..." Cheyman sat up fast and busted her head on the top bunk, "WHAT YOU RETARD?!" she yelled at brudder faye. "Oh.. nevermind, twas an ant." Cheyman balled her fists up like she was gonna lay the smackdown on brudder faye, but walked over calmly and smacked her in the back of the head. Brudder faye gave her the usual blank stare. Then all of a sudden!! they heard a big loud huge jynormous explosion outside and ran out to see what happened. When they walked outside they seen their pimped out orange golfcart on fire and 10 little eewogs running into the cornfield giving us the finger. Then everything morphed into slow motion and the brudders slowly fell to the ground yelling "noooo" Now they were stuck in the middle of a cornfield with no ride. So they called Larold. Who came to their rescue in his orange station wagon that brudder faye designed. He dropped them off at the first bar he seen because brudder faye was in the back trying to sing and he couldn't take it anymore. So they got out of the station wagan and Larold peeled out leaving the brudders in a cloud of black smoke. "He really needs to get that checked out" said cheyman. Brudder faye nodded in agreement and they walked in to the bar. and acourse they got carded, so they whipped out their special hippy disco agent id cards and getted some beer. Then out of no where some old drunk guy came up and put his arms around us.. IT WAS UNCLE JIMMY!! He was gangsta now, gold teeth and bling bling everywhere. So the brudders hit him up for some money, and stole this huge tractor and headed off to llonkie land to check the super cool, super secret, eewog tracking disco map. So there they were, driving down I95 in a tractor with the disco jams blaring. They stopped at a gas station to get some grub and soda to keep them awake. But when they walked out of the store.. there was an angry mob of psycho farmers who tracked them down to get brother jebediahs tractor back. "AW HAIL NAW" yelled brudder cheyman as they moonwalked over to the mob ready to fight. "HIIIIYA" said brudder cheyman as she jumped 8572349 feet in the air and came back judo chopping 10 farmers at once. Brudder faye stared in awe. "Help me brudder!" said cheyman.. and they bounced through the crowd of farmers using micheal jacksons dance moves to knock them out. By the time they knocked them all out, there was a huge crowd of screaming fans wanting the brudder's autographs, so they climbed the pile of knocked out farmers and looked down on their fans, saluting them. It was getting dark by then, so they crashed under a bush with their soda and grub and planned out the next day of eewog hunting. llonkie farm.

 Day Four

The next morning Chey-man waked up to a llonkie licking her face. When Brudder Faye sat up, her fro was stuck to a bush so that when she sat up, it slipped right off her head and her hair looked all slicked back like one of those black girls who don't have enough hair to put in a pony tail. Well the llonkie cracked up so bad and they both looked at it funny cause who knew llonkies could laugh??? He rode away and they sat there yawning and stretching. "What shall we doeth today, Brudder Chey-man?" "The same thing we do every day, Jenna... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! muahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Just kidding. What the frig do you think moron?" Chey-man was always a little mean to her Brudder FAye... She felt bad sometimes but other times she felt it was good to smack her around a bit. So they stood up and got a good look around them. The tractor was still there due to the fact that they kicked some farmer butt the night before... except their fans had graffittied it shagadellic style before leaving: rainbows, flowers, smiley faces etc etc. The kind of pictures that get you all pumped up about being a pimp disco hippie. As token for their disco skills, their fans had left some feather plume hats for the Brudders and some disco ball mardi gras beads of all colors (those really exist, Brudder, I've had some of 'em... I'll have to get some for you). So they put on their gear and revved up the tractor. When they got to their party trailer house there were two Ferraris in the driveway! One black and one red. On the red one (which Brudder Faye immediately claimed) there was a note from the King of the llonkies thanking them for all the work they did the night before. So they decided to go drag racing in the dirtfield. So they're sitting at the startline and all of a sudden Jenna's car starts bouncing up and down like a pimped out escalade and she don't know why! She didn't press a button or anything! And so all of a sudden they hear this evil cackling somewhere off to the left. They look and see a big green booger of an eewog pressing a button. HE HAD INSTALLED A REMOTE CONTROL HYDRAULIC LIFT IN SECRET! So Jenna's all bouncin around uncontrollably with her head flingin around on her shoulders. So Cheyman to the rescue! She revvs up her engine and takes off after the eewog into the cornfield. Meanwhile, Jenna's car had stopped... the eewog was too busy running to press the button, but she had whiplash so she couldn't move at the moment. 10 minutes later Chey-man comes zooming back out of the cornfield with the eewog's head on a stick, "CHECK IT OUT! OUR NEW DISCO BALL!" So they went home and jammed all night by the light of the eewog head. The End.

Day Five

The brudders woke up late the next day with a bad hangover from all the beer they drank while jammin by the light of an eewog's head. They walked around their trailer for awhile staring at all the strange people who were passed out all over the trailer. It kinda reminded them of the parties they had at brudder faye's house in delaware. but anyway, as they stepped over the bodies to get outside, brudder faye's fro got caught on the ceiling fan and she started spinning around the room. chey-man tried to grab her feet but she started spinning too, til the fan fell out of the ceiling and the sparks from all the wires caught their fros on fire. then a light bulb appeared over brudder fayes jynormous head, and she pulled some weiners out of no where and started roasting them on brudder chey-mans fro. "JEBBA FAYE JR WHAT THE FRIG IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" yelled brudder chey-man as she shoved the hot dog in her brudders mouth, choking her. "Our fros are on fire and youre thinking about camping?!, ugh" then they both ran to the sink to put the fires out. After the fires were out, they stepped outside thinking that the warm sunny day would cheer them up, but it didn't. brudder faye was depressed because her fro was gone. "that fro was a part of me" she cried. Chey-man felt sad for her, and decided they could walk til they seen a disco joint where they could buy new fros. As they were walking, a car pulled over in front of them to see if they needed a ride. cept the brudders were well trained and knew not to accept the ride because it was a stranger. he started introducing himself, and asked the brudders what their names were. All of a sudden, it got dark, disco music started playing and a big huge disco ball dropped from the sky and the brudders said together "brudder faye and brudder chey-man, disco agents, private i" the the disco ball left and the sun was back. That part kinda freaked him out so he drove away. They didn't know what to do, there wasnt any houses or stores for miles it looked from where they were. So they started dancing in the road. Three hours passed, and they were still dancing. then they heard a car or a truck coming in the distance, so they hid behind a tree, and as the truck passed, they hopped on the back and got a free ride. after the truck had been driving for 45262 minutes, it stopped at a building somewhere out in the ghettoness of ny. the brudders walked in and seen that they were behind a big curtain. they just stood there for a minute listenin to the people behind it, when suddenly the curtain moved and they were on a stage in front of a huge crowd of gangsters. *8 mile music starts playing* OH NOOOO they had to battle a gangster. so brudder faye started rappin "our fros are from 1974, our trailer has a screen door. we work for llonkies and our rhymes is whack, were disco brudders so watch your back. were eewog hunters, we chase them across the land, dance at the mall and manage a disco band.." they didnt get any further when they were booed off the stage and carried out back by some gangsters and tossed in the creek. all they could do was go back to their trailer and play monopoly till the llonkie king called them to tell them were the eewogs were...

Day Six

The monopoly thing never worked out because Brudder Faye kept trying steal the money claiming that she wanted to buy some new disco gear. Chey-man decided she had enough so she flipped the board and they played some twister with the llonkie king. "Look, Brudders," he said as he was trying to do a complicated body move while putting his left hand on yellow, "The next mission is for you to go to Delaware... there are some eewogs in the cornfield by Chey-man's old house next to the traintrack... I've got this special CD to gear you guys up with." and he whipped out the CD from the Backstreet boys and he starts squeelin in a high pitched voice, "LOVE ME MOUTH TO MOUTH NOW WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" lol Chey-man and Brudder faye just looked away trying so hard not to laugh... they didn't wanna beat up on his emotions. So they took the CD and went to sleep. Cheyman was almost asleep when BrudderFaye kept tossing and turning and rustling her blankets and everything and so finally cheyman yelled up, 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE JENNA??!?" and she heaves an exasperated sigh and says, "IM ROASTIN UP IN THIS JOINT!" "So why don't you take off your fro??! That's probably what's making you so hott all the time. You can't live in that thing! You're gonna end up setting fire to it and look like a giant human joint!" And just for that comment, Jenna faye got off her top bunk and started pounding on Chey-man. Brudder Faye would not stop until all her anger was let out. By that time, Chey-man had already been knocked out for 10 minutes. When they woke up, there was blood all over the pillow and Cheyman had a black eye, several cuts on her head, and a broked nose. They couldn't go to Delaware when she was in this condition! So they had to go to the hosibal to get Chey-man fixed up. After she got all fixed up, they caught a taxi back to their trailer. So There's Cheyman sittin with her blackeye and her busted up nose, but that didn't make her skills go away... she was just as ripe as ever. Which came in handy when she saw the cabby driver looking in the rearview and then he whipped out a knife. The Brudders knew what to do... this is a skill they learned in private i training: tuck and roll. So Jenna held her hand down on the seat and held out one finger, then two, then three (so the cabby couldn't see) and then they busted open the door, and rolled out of the car. One default though, when Brudder Faye rolled out, her fro toppled off and went rolling across the road like a tumbleweed in a desert. "I TOLD YOU TO USE SOME OF THAT FIXEDENT FOR FROS!" But anyway....Good thing they were on the dirt road that lead to their house. So they were safe from traffic, and they getted a free ride! That's the way of the disco brudders... they know how to work it. So they walked the rest of the way home and talked things over. Chey-man knew she deserved it so she let it slide. When they got home, they packed for their Delaware trip and set out on their way in their ferraris. Picture it: Sicily... 1985... hahah just kidding picture it: drag racin on the highway with the tops down and the frows blowin wildly in the cool air. 'Sept Cheyman getted pulled over. They both stopped and Jenna compensated the ticket by giving the officer a lapdance. Gee did he love that. So they got to Delaware and decided to stay at Jenna's dad's house. Just their luck, right? Two missions in one trip............ they stayed up all night planning their evil attacks on both the eewogs, and Joyce: Revenge for the mullet. DUN DUN DUN... Day Seven So, the brudders woke up the next morning, just in time to catch Joyce preparing the scissors for a sneak attack. She was gonna cut their fros into a mullet. Brudder faye started thinking of her childhood when she had the mullet, and started spazzing. "It's okay brudder, these fros are magic, if joyce touches it she'll die" brudder chey-man was lying to calm her down. After that, they went out and drank a couple beers with brudder faye's dad, and decided it was time to go over to chey-man's old house to hunt the eewogs. As they were walking out the door, joyce looked at them with squinty eyes and said under her breath "ill get you next time my pretties." this made chey-man mad. "JOYCE YOU FAT LARD, MAKE DANNY SOME FOOD" she yelled, as she took a rubber band and shot a paper wasp at her and knocked her glasses off. "YESSSSSSSS" said jenna while cracking up. jenna started chanting "you da man" til they got to the drive way and packed their stuff into the back of their pimp cars. "oooooh i hope we get to see the choo choo train" cheyman smacked her brudder "JEBBA WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE THE TRAIN. GOSH!. FREAKING IDIOT!" "Don't make me bork your nose again brudder" "oh you wanna bring that up huh? i can play that" then chey-man picked up a big rock and chucked it at jenna, and hit her in the leg making her fall. brudder faye just sat there on the ground whimpering til chey-man threatened to leave without her. So they got in their cars and zoomed off. They stopped at a gas station to get some gas, when *gasp* a mexican guy came over to them and asked if he could wash our cars. Brudder faye starting talkin to him in his language, and he got mad for some reason and walked away. "Wow brudder where'd you learn that language?" asked chey-man. Brudder faye leaned back like the gangsters and smiled. "discovery channel" When they got to chey-man's old crib, they got out and walked around inside just for old times sake. when they went back outside, everything was frozen. OHHH NOO!! the eewog of winter put a ice spell on delaware. brudder chey-man started talkin to jenna, but realized jenna wasnt talking back. she turned around just to see jenna trying to be frickin disney on ice, skating around singing hakuna matata. while she was skating and singing, an eewog sneaked up on cheyman and brudder-napped her. OH NOO!! it was up to jenna to find her brudder. the first thing she did was call the llonkie king, who gave her directions to the eewogs lair. it was underground, and the trap door was somewhere in the cornfield. so she walked around while the llonkie king told her if she was getting closer or not. "HEYYY I FOUND IT!!!" she was feeling pretty great, but tripped and rolled down the hole and landed on the floor, where she was surrounded by little baby eewogs. !!! what would chey-man do in a situation like this?! then she had the bestest idea ever... she'd fight them off.. napoleon style. she started kicking the air, and feeding them tots til they were so full they couldnt walk. then she seen her brudder hanging upside down over a boiling lake of baked beans. she ran over and helped her brudder down, and they climbed out and blew the lair up with tnt. they started walking away feeling mighty cool, when they seen a house having a big party. they decided to go party with these people since their party trailer was so far away. they walked in and everyone froze, and their hair starting blowing, like the models. the brudders got drunk and danced on the table, busting some funkay disco moves. then they fell asleep.

Day Eight

When they woke up in the morning, Jenna Faye found herself in a treehouse with some dude and Chey-man was sleeping in a hammock. The man waked up first and when he stood up he was a gangstaah! What was Jebba Faye Jr. Doing in bed with a gangstaaah??!?!? But then when he stood up he started kicking the shit out of her so Chey-man started spinnin real fast in her hammock and pulled a superman: when she stopped spinning, she was in her private i agent suit. She zoomed up the tree real quick and pulled a Kip from Napoleon Dynamite on that dude who goes home to starla every night and got down low to the ground and swiped him with her leg. It worked better than Kip's did because Cheyman had more skills than Kip did, and he fell to the ground. Jenna grabbed their bottle of booze (JD) and broke it on the wall and thrusted it at him threateningly, "IMA GETCHA...... " it was like a bull fight until she backed him so close to the entrance that he fell 20 feet to the ground... AND DIED! sike, he landed on a bush........ SIKE AGAIN! It was Cheyman's fro! But it was enough to break his fall so he didn't die. Then he got up and scurried away like a dog with his tail between his legs. The brudders did their secret handshake and went back to Cheyman's old trailer to get their pimp-mobiles. While they were there, packing up and getting ready to go, they heard a whistle in the background. So Jenna starts jumping up and down in the driveway squeeling with delight. Then when it came by, they both stood at attention and saluted it for the whole 10 minutes it took for it to go through town. And the conductor sounded the whistle just for them (or so Cheyman told Jenna... she didn't want her to think that the conductor neglected her... really he just had to toot the horn because he was going through town but cheyman wanted faye to feel special) 'Twas a happy moment. Then it left. And, of course, Brudder Faye cried. But cheyman promised to bring her back every now and then to see it so that made her satisfied. They jumped in their rides and took off for a day on the town. They had much fun before returning at nighttime to Jebbba's dad's house. There were lights on still so they decided to be peeping toms.... sept peeping brudders. And they went around to the back to look in the greenhouse room type deal thing and GUESS WHAT THEY FOUND! Joyce! Sitting at the sharpening wheel like a madman sharpening all her knives! "F!ck that!" Said Brudder Faye, "I ain't stayin' here tonight." Then they hopped in their rides and went......

Day Nine

 ...to the park. Where they met Handicapped hotdog and astronaut andy. Which were two little white kids, dressed up as a hot dog in a wheel chair and an astronaut. "What are you two freaks supposed to be?" asked the hot dog and his friend. "shut up fo i kill you" said cheyman. But they didn't listen, they kept running their mouths. So the brudders killed them. Then acourse they had to flee to mexico because they were wanted for murder. They drove and drove and drove, til finally, they made it to Mexico. "Ohhh brudder" said jenna as she jumped up and down, "lets look for pedro!!" "JENNA! Gosh! He doesnt live here yo!" "STOP KILLING MY DREAMS CHEY-MAN!" so after they screamed at each other for about 10 minutes, they started looking for a job. They decided to go their seperate ways and meet at the taco stand in an hour. .......An hour passed, then an hour and 10 minutes.. brudder chey-man was getting pissed. jenna was always late. Just as she was about to leave and get a hotel room, she seen brudder faye running down the street with her fro on all crooked, chasing a bunch of mexican eewogs with a lawn mower. "COME HERE YOU LITTLE MERFERKERS" she almost caught up to the one when *gasp* she tripped and rolled down the sidewalk while her lawn mower zoomed off down the street running some kids over and causing a 10 car pile up. Cheyman ran over to help her up, and to ask her where she got the lawn mower. "i stole it, from a mexican guy, named fernando" "Oh man brudder faye, when this is all over and all the eewogs are dead, im putting you in rehab for this stealing obsession of yours" So, it was time to look for a cheap hotel, so they could rest. But they didnt have any money. Cheyman gave the little bit that they had left to jenna to hold, and she lost it. "I have an idea" said jenna as she stood up on a bench and yelled "LET'S PLAY A GAME! FIRST PERSON TO SMUGGLE THE MOST MEXICANS ACROSS THE BORDER GETS A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY!" just then, she was tackled to the ground by an undercover cop. her brudder knew what to do, she pulled a superman again and spun around and stopped.. dressed in her disco clothes.. with her undies on the outside. she grabbed a hand full of tacos and shot them at the cop with her rubber band. the brudders made a run for it, and ended up out in the woods.. all alone..

DAY TEN

 So there they are in the middle of nowheres... all dirty with their spandex suits all torn and beat up. Great, they thought..... what the heck are we going to do now??? But just then they heard a scream. They decided to follow the scream to wherever it was and they got as far as a cliff overlooking a river.... cuz right there on the ground was a small sac. Human nature states that curiosity cannot be overcome, and private i disco brudders were no exception. So they opened it up... and they found A TONGUE! Someone was being tortured! It was just like the blair witch! And so then they heard a helicopter overhead and it had their symbol on the bottom of it (a llonkie with a fro) so they knew they were there to be rescued. 'Twas the llonkie king. When they getted up into the aircraft, he explained to them that they had to go into the witness protection program because of all that has been going on. It's all cleared up but there were still some angry mexicans out there who wanted to skin them alive (which was fine with them cuz their fros were wigs). So here were the new names: Brudder Faye: Ivonna Fookalot Brudder Cheyman: Twiggy Humperdink. So instead of going to their trailer, they had to leave everything behind and relocate....... To the little old Amish town of Lancaster. Now this wasn't no modern day lancaster... they wouldn't let you watch t.v., drive cars, wear gangstaa pants. It was lucky enough that the Brudders were allowed to wear their fros! So they went to bed on their straw mattresses and woke up the next day to the rooster crowin and 'ole uncle henry pokin their beds with a pitchfork trying to get them to wake up. "What?" Brudder Faye.... 'scuse me Brudder Ivonna said sleepily. "You must churneth the buttah. And you," he said as he yanked the wool blanket of Brudder Twiggy, "You must milketh the cows. And you both must do this in pigtails, penny loafers, and school girl dresses." So they got on their new....... gear............ and headed for their jobs. There was Brudder IvonnaFaye sittin there with her fro in pigtails pushin down that butter stick makin sure to cream it up nice. 'Sept she had an idea. They both wanted to blow this joint and take off into the wild... so she put cow dung in the butter... which would make the rest of the family sick... too sick to notice the escapees. But one problem........... Brudder Ivonna didn't get the chance to tell Brudder Twiggy not to eat the butter!

 Day Eleven.

Brudder Ivonna woke up early the next morning to find all the amish niggas sick. She was happy that her plan worked, and she figured it wouldn't hurt to let her brudder sleep in some. So she goed outside, revved one of the little amish kid's bigwheels up and took it for a spin around the cornfield. She came back about an hour later to see that her brudder still wasn't up. so she goed inside and tried to wake her up, but oh gosh, she was sick like the amish people. "OH NOOOOO!! WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEE OH GOSH WHERE IS THE LOVE?!" cried brudder ivonna. She sat next to her brudders straw mattress for awhile and read green eggs and ham to her. Then all of a sudden the room got really bright and an angel llonkie came from the ceiling. "quiet my child, i am the angel of healing. i have the power to heal.. duhr. but anyway i shall make brudder twiggy all better, if you promise to try harder to kill the eewogs" Then... with a flick of her crackpipe, brudder twiggy was healed. "YESSSSSS" said brudder ivonna. and of course the angel had to relocate the brudders again. They closed their eyes and when they opened them, they were at the snowcone joint near twiggie's old crib. They had new equipment and new disco clothes and everything. They bought some snow cones and sprinkled some disco dust on them for energy. After they finished their snow cones, they decided to go to the nearest skating rink. They walked in and requested some oldies to skate to. As they were skating, some indian kids came up to them and said "you yankees cant skate." This made brudder ivonna very mad. "Its because we're black isn't it?" she yelled. "well" brudder twiggy said to stop the argument. "how bout we have a dancing contest" the indian kids agreed and started dancing. After they had finished brudder twiggy took her 5 inch skates off, and stood there with everyone in the building crowded around her in a circle. Brudder ivonna ran to the er.. music room thing and put usher on. "you remind me of a girl that i once knew.." brudder twiggy started sliding across the floor like usher. When she finished everyone cheered. "Ooooh you just got served" said brudder ivonna. The brudders walked out feeling mighty fine. But oh no.. it was raining and lightening and thundering. They were just standing there trying to figure out what to do, when a big huge bright lightening bolt flashed across the sky. "OH GOSH! JESUS IS COMING! QUICK! LOOK BUSY!" said brudder ivonna. Brudder twiggy started cracking up laughing. Then she gots this great awesome rad idea. the brudders could crash at nick's house, and brudder twiggy also figured she might get lucky. so they went to nicks house and brudder ivonna pulled out her portable playstation and started playing while twiggy and nick talked. Brudder ivonna knew not to let anyone play ps with her cause something bad could happen. So after she died like 634 times she sat next to brudder twiggy and her friends. They weren't paying any attention to her though, cause she was a loser. So she pulled out her coloring stuff and made a police badge and pinned it to her disco suit. "My mom says that when I wear this badge, I'm an officer of the law." "Shut up you retarded retard" That made jenna faye very sad, so she got a blanket and a pillow and slept on the porch..

Day 12

Shortly after she went out there, however, Dean, the supervirgin, came out to talk to her. See, he was hopin that he would get lucky too... He was tired of being the only virgin in the whole state of Louisiana, let alone his whole house. So there they are sitting on the porch swing: B.I. (hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!) with her mascara running all down her cheeks making her look like something out of a Marilyn Manson video, while Dean rubbed her back and tried to say all the right things so he could score tonight. "Aw come on Ivonna... now is this how a Brudder is supposed to act?" WRONG THING TO SAY! "HOW THE EFF DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY IDENTITY?!?" Screamed Brudder Faye. *Awww shit* thought Dean... *there goes my cherry pie.* "I.... I...... cuz Cheyenne humperdickerfrigger whatever the heck you call her told us about it when she was living down here..... I didn't mean to upset you... I'm..... I'm sorry!" He started freaking out because there was Jenna standing up in front of him in her karate position. 'Sept she wasn't mad at Deanold anymore....... She was angry at Cheyman for telling people about her identity. "THAT FLIPPIN MOFO'IN BEOTCH %$#@!" Said Jenna, "She was probably bragging because there's nothing good about her other than her secret agent status." She almost forgot that Dean was there. "Now," he said, "Why don't you sit down and tell me everything sweetheart." "*sigh*," said Jenna,"I'm sick of everyone making fun of my fro! And I don't know what they got against black people... I just want to fit in. AND RIGHT NOW IM REEEAAAALY CRAVING A CHICKEN POT PIE!" She cried. "Let me take away your pain, baby," said Dean the supervirgin. He went to go inside to get a potpie for the brudder in distress, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! Cheyenne and Nick must have locked it. "I'm sorry, mang... and I would go get you a potpie flavored snowcone 'sept she's closed... " "Well....Nothing wrong with wanting a little privacy," Said Brudder Ivonna. "Aw man, let's go watch in their bedroom window!" Said Dean the overexcited eagertolearn megahorny supervirgin. "Ewww no!" Said Brudder Faye. "Ok," said Dean, "Let's go walk to the Citgo and get us some cigs, twinkies and gatorade. I'm 18 now ya know... I can do that. Ut oh, " he said as he sifted through his pockets, "I don't have any money." "Oh don't worry about that," Said Jenna, "I know just what to do. Cheyman and I do this all the freakin time. People love us, I swear." So they walked down the road, leaving Cheyman and Nick to the horizontal mambo to get themselves some grub. "Can I hold your hand?" said Dean. "AW HELL NAW! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR HANDS BEEN!" "Nowhere, I swear!" And then he wipped out some hand sanitizer out of his pocket. "Happens all the time," he mumbled. So then after he did that, Brudder Faye let him hold her hand. When they got to the Citgo, all she had to do was bust some moves and she had dollars being chucked at her. Dean thought to himself *PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY WANT HER TO STOP!* After they got their junk he said to her, "You know... you were really great tonight." and he bent down to give her a kiss... 'sept her fro kept getting in the way. Which was a good thing, acuz BF wasn't sure if she was ready for a kiss yet. But just then, Dean the supervirgin with his superexcitedtoevengettokissagirl powers ripped off the fro, jerking Jenna's head to the side. "Oww!" she said as she rubbed her neck, "That is not how you get a kiss!" He said sorry and then he bent down to kiss 'er. 'Twasn't a real kiss....... but it was just enough to get her in the mood. They went back to their porch and banged all night to the moonlight. Well ok, not all night but after they smoked a ciggie, and once they were sure the door would be unlocked, they went in his room and sleeped on the top bunk with him. No lettuce and tomato for the rest of the night, I assure you. 'Sept the bed was arockin acause awhat was goin on down below. EEK! It stopped around 4 am (Hey... absence makes the heart grow fonder.) and they all slept happily ever after... And Jenna even let Dean wear her fro.

DAY 13 So the brudders wake up the next morning and there they are... in bed with some freek-a-leak boys after a long night of skeet skeeting. (lol gangster) Brudder ivonna got up and did her usual karate chops around the room to get her hyper and brudder twiggy and the guys went out to the living room to watch cartoons. About ten minutes later brudder ivonna walks out all sweaty and out of breath. "I've been practicing some karate moves"
It was once again, time to hunt some eewogs, but the brudders were out of ideas. They called the llonkie king to ask him what they were supposed to do. He told them about the eewogs secret love for music from the 80s. The brudders were in luck, there was a talent show at the skating rink that evening. They just had to get an act together and find a good song to sing, and maybe it would attract some eewogs and when they came, dean and nick would be ready with their guns. (the brudder gang got a little bigger for now)
The brudders were running around trying to hurry so they would have some time to practice. They had to wash their disco suits, and put some curlers in their fros and everything. They were gonna sing a song that brudder ivonna's aunt loretta sings to her everytime she sees her. 'Hot Child In The City' lolol. So the gang walked to the skating rink and waited for their turn to sing. lalalala.. K it was there turn now. They were standing on the stage and the music started playing.
"Danger in the shape of something wild. Stranger, dressed in black she's a hungry child. No one knows who she is, or what her name is. I don't know where she came from or what her game is. Hot child in the city. Runnin wild and lookin pretty"... now it was brudder twiggies turn to sing the second verse. She started sliding around and made all the guys whistle.
"So young to be loose and on her own. Young boys, they all want to take her home. When she goes downtown the boys all stop and stare. When she goes downtown she walks like she just dont care, yeah" Just then, about 40 eewogs come rushing through the doors and the brudders started blowing them away with machine guns. Brudder twiggy took ivonna's eyeliner and made little black lines under her eyes, and started charging some of the eewogs. "ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHEY-ANATER!?" she screamed as she ran towards the eewogs. Everyone in the skating rink ran for their lives as the four gang bangers killed the eewogs. After they were all dead, they walked outside just in time to see the sunset. It's okay that the skating rink was on fire and they blew a couple cars up. The sunset was just so pretty, they slept out on a hill under the stars that night.

Day 14

So there they are sleeping. All of a sudden there was a noise like a plane about to crash. Well the gang waked up really fast and glanced up into the night sky to see something headed toward earth. ''GOD IT MUST BE A METEOR!" said Nick. "OMG IT'S A BIG BOOGER!" said Dean ''I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED MY NOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE! AHHHHHHH!'' and he ran away squeeling like a little girl. So Nick picked both Jenna and Cheyenne up and ran away real fast. 'Sept he couldn't run that fast with that much weight so he dropped 'em and they all ran separately. They ran all the way to the back of the ruins of the skating rink and watched what was falling from the sky. It landed neatly on top of the hill and stood there with blinking lights: strobe on top, colored on the sides, and a disco ball dropped suddenly from the middle of the bottom of it. Acourse the Brudders were attracted to it so they started to go to it but Dean and Nick had to hold them back cuz they knew only bad things can come of mysterious objects that came out of the sky (sci-fi channel). And it's a good thing that they were there, and that they held 'em back because after 10 minutes of hypnotism..... OUT POPPED A THOUSAND LITTLE EEWOGS! So guess what happened then? The gang busted out their machine guns and blew the little bastards away. They pulled a Charlie's Angels and stood there in poses and blew on the tips of their guns. *click*click*click* came the cameras flashes of the fans and press. Tuesday's headline: "THE BRUDDERS AND THEIR NEW SHAGADELLIC BOYFRIENDS" Because, of course, they were stuck in the 70's and Nick and Dean had emo shags. So then Jenna and Cheyenne decided to take Nick and Dean to one of their post-killing parties. Deep down inside, cheyman wasn't sure if they could handle it, but it was worth a try, right? So there they are gettin their groove on. (Jenna and Dean were actually bumpin' and grindin. Who knew Dean could dance that good?) Nick and Cheyenne were upstairs somewheres. When they finally came down, most of the people had gone. Jenna was passed out on the pool table with a beer in her hand and Dean was outside flinging around to his own music in his head pullin a Long Duck Dong. Since the party was over, Cheyenne and Nick decided to........ (Chey-Man signed off at 9:52 am)

Day 16

When they woke up the next morning, they saw Jenna walking around in the field next door where they were supposed to build the new trailer park. She had her hands in her pocket and her head down. She was really upset about what happened to the chickies. So Cheyman dragged Nick to the petstore down the street to buy her a new one. Before they gave it to her, they took it inside and used Nick's gel to give it a tiny mohawk. It was so precious. And you should have seen Jenna's face when they gived it to her! It wasn't really her style so what she did was put some eyeliner on it, bought a mini black t-shirt off of eBay, and crocheted some mini black converses. "There," she said, "And I promise I won't mess up with you like I did with MiniBrudder." And then she shed a tear because she really loved that little thing. "Don't cry." said Dean as he came up and kicked her in the head. "HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR???" yelled Cheyman. Then Dean pulled a Napoleon: kicked the air at Cheyman and took off around the back of the house where he pulled out his "pimp" bike (the back wheel a little bigger than the front, with a flag on the back), and took off down the street shakin his butt at them as he was goin. But uh oh! He shouldn't have looked back at them because just then he hit a rock! His bike started going haywire: swiveling back and forth as he lost control and then he landed in a ditch with his ass hangin in the air. So the rest of the gang started walking over to see if he was ok (the punk chickie was waddlin along behind them). So there they are walking toward him: like on the movie Armageddon.. all walkin down there like their shit don't stank. Then WOOPS! Brudder Cheyman tripped in a pothole and landed face down on the gravel. Nick started cracking up and grabbed up her legs and started shaking her from the feet down so she looked like she was doing the worm. What an idiot. So Brudder Faye went back to him and kicked him down. While she was helping Cheyman up, the chickie went over there and started pecking on Nick's face. So he picked it up and chucked it at Dean who caught it with one paw like Alison does on The Breakfast Club. When she went to retrieve her ducky, Dean apologized for kicking her and Jenna forgave 'em. Cheyman helped Nick up (she was always forgiving him for dumb shit all the time. He was nothin' but a screw up. And it sucked that she loved him), and they walked over to them. "Hey guys," Said Dean, "Let's go to the snowcone joint." So they walked over to the snowcone stand (Jenna was holding her chickie because it was too long of a walk for it.) She was singing it a lullaby, "OHHHH IIIIII had a little chickie and he wouldn't lay an egg so I poured hot water up and down his leg. And the little chickie screamed and he got all red and the darned little chickie laid a hard boiled egg." This made the chickie try hopping out of her arms because he didn't want her to do that to him! So she fell out of her arms SPLAT on the ground. When she got back up, Pywack zoomed out of the woods and started battin at it with her paw. Dean ran over and kicked Pywack in the head. So cheyman ran over and kicked Dean where it counts... 'course it wouldn't count for much hahaha. While he was laying on the ground in agony, Pywack went over and bit his leg. Then she took off like a "Bat out of hell" back into the woods. Jenna picked up her chickie and they set off on their way to the snowcone joint. When they were passin the Citgo, someone honked their horn at them, stuck their head out the window and goed, "HEY CHECK IT OUT! IT'S THAT FUNKAY CHICK WHO WAS DOIN THE DISCO THE OTHER NIGHT!'' Then he chucked a silver tater, and an emerald tomater at 'er... Then.....

DAY 17

She started crying her eyes out cause she missed the good times they had. She gave her brudder the emerald tomater and she kept the tater. After that, the brudders made Dean dress up like an old man and they built a camp fire.. and sang "grandpa tell me bout the good ole days." They sat there for awhile telling stories about their childhood, and jenna faye tried her best to teach her duck how to be an attack duck. After awhile, Sir Nick stood up and said he had an announcement to make. "Jenna.. are you forgetting something?" asked nick. (jenna helped him plan this). "Oh right" she said as she stood up. "*ahem* BACCCK AWAY. NOT TODAYYY. DISCO LAYYYDAY!!" "thank you" he said. Then the spot light shined down on him from heaven and a microphone appeared outta no where. nick's voice got really really deep and he pointed at cheyman and started singing... "My minds telling me nooo, but my body.. My body's telling me ye-ahesss. I don't wanna hurt nobody.. mm-mm-mm.. but there's something that I must confessss. *phew* ... I don't see nothing wrong.. WITH A LITTLE BUMP N GRINDDDD" Dean and jebba left them alone for awhile and went to teach jebbas new love child some funkay disco moves. After cheyenne and nick did what they had to do, they set off for new york city. Hot brudders in the city, running wild and looking pretty. They went shopping for a while then went to see the statue of liberty. Then they had the bestest idea ever. They climbed up and glued a big jynormous picture of uncle jimmies head, on her face. The Statue Of Jimbo. They also made some t-shirts that said "uncle jimmy coalition" After they made uncle jimmy famous worldwide they went back down south. They had a big party at cheyennes house and jammed out to the backstreet boys.. and that one song with nelly and kelly rowland.. so cheyman could say the "gangsterrr" part. Jenna made a mini fro for her duck and he stood up on the coffee table and did the moonwalk. Everyone cheered and brudder faye getted so happy she almost died. After the party was over and brudder faye was drunk they all sat down with munchies and soda and watched the leprechaun. Jenna got depressed cause she was too drunk to stand up and say the "fuck you lucky charms" part. So her brudder did it for her. Then nick suggested that they go for a bike ride like they did when brudder cheyman lived there.. but they couldnt cause jebba was drunk acourse.. she took after her uncle jimmy. So they all getted pissed and started beatin the crap outa her and she just sat there on the floor and took it like a beotch. Til her child seen and woddled over and started pecking at their feetsies. "QUACK QUACKKKKK" aw i love him yo. So they said sorry to jebba faye.. and she passed out. and thennnnn... :D

Day 18

Dean slinged Jenna over his shoulder and carried her outside to the fisher price wagon he had been saving for his kid. He shoved her in it and tied it to his pimp bike. Cheyman and Nick got on their two seater and they all set off for a bike ride by the moon light (p.s. the chickie was in Jenna's pocket). So here they are riding: Dean zippin around corners so Jenna almost falls out of her wagon. She doesn't know any of this is going on because she's past out. So they stop at a payphone and call Uncle Jimmy. "You guys better not be makin any babies! If ya'll're drunk, don't do anything I wouldn't do. And hey, I'll send yah some money tomorrow." "Duhhh uncle Jimmy... we'd stay home and get drunk, not do it in public!" Then he said, "YO check it out! I said my niggahs don't dance we just pull up our pants and... do the rockaway... now lean back, lean back...." Then they hung up and walked inside the Citgo. When they got some peanuts and toilet paper they came back out to find Jenna awake wondering where the eff she was. She climbed clumsily out of the wagon, leaned against the ice box for support and let out a huge long belch and then started giggling like mad. Apparently she wasn't sober yet. So she went out by the gas pumps and started dancing and singing. She grabbed a gas pump and pulled it out to use it as a mic: "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine!" It sprayed a little bit on her fro but she didn't care: she was having a good 'ole time. Dean was enjoying this immensely because he loves anything that's crazy and retarted and went into Nick's pocket, stole his lighter and set her fro on fire. Normally, on a sober day, Jenna would be freaking out but instead she just grabbed his hands, and they danced all over the parking lot. She ended up tripping because she was so drunk out of her mind and the gas on the ground caught on fire. And then the whole place started to blow up. ''RUNNN!!!'' Screamed Cheyman. So they all ran back to Nick and Dean's house. Their parents were home and so they decided to go to Bingo with them. Jenna went up to the callers stand and started singing into the microphone: "I've got big balls and she's got big balls. But we've got the biggest balls of them all!!!! yo hahah check it out BINGO BALLS!" Check it out: drunk Jenna staggerin around with her singed fro trying to do the disco up there. So then she started chucking the balls at the crowd. "B 52! I'm the bomb!" So the caller started trying to wrestle the balls out of her hand and get her off the stage. 'WHAT?! WHAT???!" said Jenna, "YOU WANNA HAVE A JUMP ROPE CHALLENGE??! 10 BUCKS SAYS I'LL KICK YOUR ARSE!" So they bet on the jackpot for the night and Jenna won so she got $13,413,412,341,234. Acourse she shared this with her Brudder (Cheyman taught her all the jumpropin skills she had). She bought her a Chimp who she named Fester. It was a girl, of course... Cheyman had a thing for naming females male names. Anyway Fester was beautiful. She loved her sooo much. It was hers and Nick's kid. Then they went and bought........

DAY 19

A barn. Where Fester and Leeroy Jr slept. (leeroy jr is my duck <3) The brudders and the guys went in the barn and fixed it up. Jenna painted ICP pictures all over the place and Chey painted pretty stuff, like hippy flowers and disco balls with rainbow colors. Then they joined forces to create a big picture of Uncle Jimmy on the center of the wall. Afterwards, they all sat on some hay and admired their work. "God, we frickin rock" said Cheyenne. "No doubt" said Jenna. They all dozed off for a few minutes but awoke to Leeroy Jr and Fester duking it out over a piece of grass. They had to break the fight up before Fester stepped on Leeroy. "STOP IT YOU TWO!" yelled Nick. "You're family now, you need to learn to get along!" Leeroy Jr woddled over and started pecking on his shoe. "That's it, you always blame everything on Leeroy." said Jenna, as she picked her duck up and went outside. The others followed her out to see what she was so pissy about.

"Ugh! nothing. Geez." "You're lying Jebba" said Brudder Cheyman. "So" she said. "TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!" yelled Cheyenne. "Well.. I miss Ronnie, and I think Leeroy is gonna get picked on in school because he's an African American duck." *brudder cheyenne starts cracking up* "Brudder, you don't have to send him to school, we're gonna home school our childs, besides.. he's blackanese." Cheyenne and Nick walked back in the barn and Deanold went to play the air guitar and listen to the music in his head. They came back out about 30 minutes later to find Jenna laying in a mud puddle trying to teach her duck how to swim. "GOD JEBBA! CAN YOU GET ANY DUMBER?!" screamed Chey-man. Jebba looked up with tears in her eyes and said "you don't know how hard it is to raise a duck" Just then a huge object fell from the sky.. with music blasting from the speakers on the outside... "Hearts, stars, horseshoes. Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows.. and a red balloon!" After the song stopped.. out walked the ugliest, shortest, most terrifying thing the brudders ever sawed. IT WAS THE LEPRECHAUN!! He had become the leader of the Eewogs. "Gather my bitches" said the leprechaun (lololol) as the eewogs walked out behind him. One of the eewogs looked at Leeroy Jr and licked his lips "mmm chicken" Just for that remark Jebba took Dean's shoe and busted the eewog in the head. "HES A DUCK FOOL!" Then the eewogs and the leprechaun morphed into the Mighty Morphin Eewog Rangers. They formed together and made one of them weird aminal things and they were as tall as the statue of liberty. "HOLY SHIT SON!" yelled cheyman. "We is screwed" "yes we are" said nick and dean together. Just then the eewog monster reached down and picked brudder cheyman up.. "Nooooo *breathes* oooooooooo" cried brudder faye. Then she started spazzing and flippin out. She grabbed her mystical Ouija board and called upon... Tupac. That's right.. TUPAC FO LYFE! He came up from the ground and grew as big as the eewogs monster.. and he was smoking a joint too. He knocked the eewogs out and grabbed cheyman. Then he shrinked back to normal size and the brudders all got a contact high from his joint. After he went back into the ground.. like something from the Ghoulies movie.. the brudders and the guys all sat on the ground high as ever and cracked up for hours. Then after the weed wore off they heard a shuffle in the bushes.. and they all sat there too scared to go look. After a few minutes... out popped kipper from behind the bush, looking like a sick sewer rat. She limped over and started humping Dean's leg. lmao wooo. Deanold just sat there for a second trying to figure out what she was doing, while brudder faye and brudder cheyman cracked up and gave each other high fives cause they knowed what kipper was doin, the little dirtball. and after that we seen uncle jimmy running down the street in a pink tutu with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other... "JENNA, CHEYENNE! HELP ME!" he yelled. "ALL MY CHILDS THAT IVE NEVER MET BEFORE ARE SEEKING REVENGE FOR CHILD SUPPORT!" after jimmy ran by them.. nick stood up once again and jenna started crying cause once again she helped him plan this. he started sing to chey-man again.. "now girl i know i said some dumb things to you but you know i didnt mean it. i didnt mean one single worddd. if i could take back every word you know i would.. fo sho.. if you'd believe it. when we laugh and we cry its together.. through the rain and the stormyest weather. we will still be as one.. its foreverrrr." then he got down on one knee and gave brudder a ring pop and asked her to marry him... *brudder faye breaks down on the ground kicking the air and cryin her eyes out*...Brudder Chey-man walked over and smacked her in the back of the head. Remember, sometimes it's good to smack Jebba around a bit. "Stop crying Jenna" she said. "I cain't brudder. It's like patato chips and masturbation!" Deanold cracked up from what Jebba said since he enjoys crazy retarded things. Just then The Llonkie King came from behind the bush where Kipper was hiding, the brudders all thinking.. "what the eff is up with this bush?!" "Chey-man! Jenna Faye! Over here, NOW!" yelled the llonkie king. They walked over, scared he was gonna rip their fricken heads off. "Have you forgotten the reason I called you two?! The eewogs are still taking over Llonkie Land and you two are doin the dirty with your frickin boyfriends and creating animals!" "DON'T DISS THE DUCK MK!" screamed Brudder Faye. She sprung up ready to choke slam the king, but Brudder Chey-man held her back. While the brudders were standing there getting yelled at wondering when Nick and Deanold were gonna decide to stand up and defend them, Fester and Leeroy walked off hand in hand. (aw true love lolol) They took Kipper with them too, and together they formed a satanic cult. OH GOSH! NOW WHAT! Their loves childs, and Jebba's horny dog were one with the goths. "This is all our fault" cried Jebba. "I know, we didn't give them the love they deserved!" cried Nick. Deanold just sat there all alone in the grass.. like a lost puppy, all quiet and stuff. "I knew they were planning this" he said quietly. Jebba and Chey-man looked at him like ?!?!?! and then tackled him. Nick had to pull the brudders away from him but ...

Day 20

He didn't get them off in time. Dean was dead. He was a goner. So they took him back to his house, and they all buried him under the trailer where he could rest in peace. "I'm sad," said Brudder Faye. "I was his first love....." Nick wasn't sad at all... all those times Dean hit him up for sex advice, he was getting tired of having this stupid little kid following him around all the time. It was as if he were the older one, and Dean was the younger one. Cheyman was a little upset, "Man... I should have given him that kiss that one time when we went out......" Nick got mad at this and came over and slapped her in the back of the head. So they went to sleep........ Or Jenna did, rather. Nick and Cheyenne stayed up all through the night: they were going on a bike ride. And it was going to take them all night so they had to stop at the store and get some chocolate and some major caffeine pick-me-ups. Once they geared up, they set off to Alabama to get the love of Jenna's life: Ronald. When they got to his house he was sleepin half nakee on the porch with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a picture of Jebba in the other. Apparently he was lost without her... just like she was without him. So Cheyman went up there and kicked him in the ribs, "Get up moofooker... We're here to take you away." "What?! Who the hell are you?" So just then a disco ball came out of the sky like it did on day 5, and she busted into her gangstahh pose, "CheyyyyyMAN!" she turned around to her homie Nick, clapped hands with him and leaned back 'PSHHH'. "Oh yeah like that explains anything you flippin maniac now get the hell off my porch!" and he went to kick her leg (he was still layin on the porch) "nawww man wait, chill out homie.... I'm Jenna's brudder. You know... Jenna Faye? The love of your life? We're here to take you to her." Just then he got up on his knees, grabbed Cheyman's shirt and started pleading in a frantic voice, "YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME TO HER!" Nick was all "awww helll nawww" and he went and wrenched Ronnie's hand off of cheymans shirt, "If yous gon be like dat, we won't bring you to her and your son at all." So he sank back on the porch with that sad little puppy face and they had no choice but to feel bad for him. "I have a son???" So he went and packed his bags and they set off on their way. When they got there it was daybreak, and Jenna was asleep with her duck on the porch. She woke up to the sound of the bicycle and couldn't believe her eyes! So they went in the house and locked Chey-man and Nick out all day and all night. Like I said... absence makes the heart grow fonder. ;-D

DAY 21

The next morning Brudder Chey-man and Nick woke up on the front porch from the sun shining in their eyeballs. Brudder Faye staggered out the door with her hair sticking up all over the place and her shirt inside out and crooked. "We need to find our love childs before they bring Lucifer and his minions back to get us" said Jenna Faye. Before Nick and Cheyenne could even say anything they heard a big crash coming from the side of the house. They ran over and seen Fester riding a tricycle with a little wagon hooked to the back, carrying Kipper and Leeroy. They built it in the shed, and put a little radio in the back with the old rock station on, "Head out on the highway.. looking for adventure.." Fester had cowboy boots on and a leather jacket, and was nodding his head as he rode out towards the road. Kipper had a bandana on, and Leeroy had the little bit of feathers on the top of his head slicked back, with a cigarette stickin out of his little beak. They was bad to the bone. The brudders ran over and grabbed their childs and beat the crap out of them for running away. Fester started crying, but Leeroy was quacking and flipping out all over the place tryin to flap his wings while Jebba tried to beat him. Then Ronnie came out and yelled at Jenna for beating his kid. "I'm sorry" she said. Then she walked away all sad and stuff cause he yelled at her and that made Brudder Chey-man mad. "What the eff RONALDO! why you gotta beat up on my brudder's emotions like that man?!" Then she made him say sorry, and Jebba was happy again. So, since they were all happy, they walked to the store and bought some leashes so their childs couldn't run off. Leeroy didn't like this idea, since he was a punk rocker duckie and they have bad attitudes, so he tried to fight Jebba off again. After she got the leash on him, she was all cut up and bruised from being pecked. She didn't beat him this time though. "I wonder if they make Prozac for ducks.." she said. Everyone kinda just ignored her cause she's a moron sometimes.
"So, what do you guys wanna do today?" asked Nick. "Oh oh oh!!" cried Jebba. "Let's smoke angel dust and have a party in a broke down bus!!" "Ohhh, Brudder. You just rapped yo" said Chey-man. So, they walked around for awhile and it started getting dark. Then they seen this huge jynormous house where apparently some old rich people lived. "Guys.. we should go in their jacuzzi. They'll never know if were quiet. Me and my friends used to do this all the time" said Ronnie. "How do we know they even have a jacuzzi?!" asked Cheyman. "Well there's one way to find out... we'll make Jenna go around to the back of their house and look, that way if they catch her, she can yell and we'll run while she takes the blame" said Nick. Jebba's eyes got real big and she looked at Nick like.. ?!?!?! No one said anything, so Jenna knew there wasn't a way out of this, so she put her raincoat on and took a deep breath and started walking around the house. "Why does she have a raincoat?" asked Nick. "It makes her feel like a badass" said Ronnie. "Shut up don't make fun of her." Nick stood up real tall and him and Ronnie started pushing each other. "Don't tell me to shut up. It's not my fault your girlfriend was a crack baby" said Nick. Chey-man walked over and smacked them both in the head and told them to knock it off. "BEHAVE!!" she yelled, in the same tone as old crackhead aunt Mary who lives next door to Jebba's dad. Just then Jenna came running out around the house like a bat out of hell all out of breath and pale like she just seen a ghost. "WHAT HAPPENED?!" asked her Brudder. "Nothing, they have a jacuzzi, and theres no car in the drive way, I don't think anyone's home." "Then why the frig did you run out here like that?!" yelled her brudder. Jenna thought about it for a minute and said.. "Well that's what the girls in the horror movies do.." Brudder chey-man rolled her eyes, and they all walked out to the jacuzzi. It was set up all fancy, on a big pretty deck with flowers everywhere, and a little yard swing thing next to the jacuzzi. Cheyman, Nick and Ronnie all got in and Jebba sat on the swing with the animals. "Aren't you gonna get in brudder?" asked Chey-man. "NO WAY! Freaking idiots!" Chey-man gave brudder faye a blank stare like.. well why the frig not. Then Ronnie spoke up.. "I forgot, she doesnt like pools or anything like that cause she thinks a killer mermaid and her attack seahorse is gonna come up through the drain and slaughter her" After everyone laughed at Jenna Faye, she walked out front of the house and sat in the grass and looked at the stars, while the others had a good ole time making fun of her...

Day 22

After 20 minutes, Kipper waddled over to her soaking wet: Nick had tried to drown her but Cheyman wouldn't let him. "Kipper..." Jenna sighed. "You're like... my only friend." Just then Kipper got up on her hind legs and busted a karate move. "Cierre para arriba su boca BEEOTCH." and then she walked away and looked back once to stick up her middle paw. So Jenna buried her head in her hands and bawled her eyes out. Cuz it was like no one was on her side: Leeroy was a rebel, Kipper was too much of a mexican thug to bother with her, and the rest of her friends were in the hot tub. 'Sept the noise of her crying maked Cheyman come out there to see what was the matter. "Aww Brudder," said cheyman, "I still love you! And hey! there aren't any drains in the hot tub so you can come in and chill wit us." So she bringed Brudder Faye back to the chillaxin tub. Everyone accepted her with open arms and apologized for being so mean. So there they are chillin, havin a good time, while the Animals ran around the yard, when all of a sudden they heard some rustling in the hedges. And out of nowhere, an eewog ran out with a sling shot and some marbles and he started pelting them at them. So Chey-man slapped Ronaldo in the chest with the back of her hand and said, "Hey yo check it out man it's an eewog! This is your chance to prove yourself worthy of chillin wit us." "YEAH!" yelled Jenna, "You too Nicholas! You've only helped a little bit." So they jumped out of the jacuzzi soakin wet and said, "You go that way! I'll go this way!" and they set off around the opposite sides of the house. They went to surround the eewog in the front of the house and when they got to it (He was just standing there) Kipper busted out of the sewer and slam kicked the eewog in the groin. Guess what! that's their weakness point, like the puddies on the power rangers. He disappeared and all that was left was the sling shot and the marbles. So Ronaldo and Nicholas decided to just take the rep for it and not let Kipper get any credit whatsoever. "They'll never know." Said Ronaldo. So they brought back the sling shot to show for what they did. "We just dropped him in the sewer," said Ronnie. And they all got out because just then they heard a car door slam. They getted out as fast as they could and took the back way out. They sneaked around the front just in time to see the owners of the home unlocking their door to go in. So they ran home all soaking wet. But they weren't done chillin so they broke into the boys and girls club and busted into the pool. They swam for 8 hours and went back home just in time to watch WWE. They got a knock on the door a few minutes into the show. It was the neighbors from the house they busted into. *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK* They turned off the t.v. and turned out the lights real quick. "NO ONE'S HOME!" Yelled Brudder Faye. "Please!" they yelled back. "Someone broke into our house and we need your help!" So they opened the door and there was an eewog standing there! He had disguised his voice so that they thought it was someone from this world. Just then Nick busted around into his parents' bedroom and came out with a bb gun... after all, he was a redneck. He also grabbed some straw to gear 'em up. "GET OFF MAH PROPERTAYY" He yelled and then he shot the eewog in the groin like he seen Kipper do. He disappeared and Cheyman yelled, "MY HERO!!" and started kissin all on him on his neck and huggin on him and lovin on him and he sat there with a shit face smug grin on his face like, "yeah I got it like dat'' and he blew on the end of his gun, dropped it, picked Cheyman up, and carried her into his room, leaving Jenna and Ronaldo............

DAY 23

... All alone. They decided to go to the abandoned mansion.. that I just made up.. that's one road over from Nick's house. Since they both loved ghosts and stuff that scared the crud out of them, they thought it would be cool to check it out. And the fact that it was private PROPERTAYY, made it even more fun cause they could get in trouble. "Yessss" said Brudder Faye, Napoleon style. "Aw but I want my brudder to come." "Yeah, but she's doing the dirty, unlike me, and they're probably having more fun anyways" said Ronnie. "...Psht" said Jebba Faye. So, Jebba left her brudder a note that said: 'Yo brudder check it out mang. We done went to da haunted mansion to see some ghosties yo. When you and Nick be done. come over and look with us, aight? Peace, Much Brudder love', and taped it to the door so that if they went outside to look for them they'd see it. They geared up with their ghost busters suits, (Jenna's was hot pink yesss) and Jebba Faye put her raincoat on and they set off for the mansion. They brought Leeroy with them so he didn't cause any trouble while they were gone. When they got to the house, it was dark and all dirty looking and beat up. Jebba started to chicken out but Ronnie told her she was going in and that was that. So they opened the door, and walked into the house, when all of a sudden an eewog jumped down from the ceiling and started pulling Jenna Faye's hair. She didn't mind though, cause she passed out from shock. Ronnie tried to help her but a group of eewogs carried him to the basement and chained him to the wall. Then they went up and colored all over Jebba with markers and locked her in a closet.

Meanwhile, back at the Love Shack/Trailer:

Brudder Cheyman and Nick were reading Jebba's note, and already getting geared up to go to the Mansion. When they got there, they went inside and called for Jebba and Ronnie, but got nothing. They decided to check the basement and work there way up to the attic. They walked down the 5239882 steps that there was leading to the basement and seen Ronnie chained to the wall in his boxers. "WHAT HAPPENED?!" screamed Chey-man. "We were attacked by eewogs and the girly ones made me strip for them" cried Ronnie. So Nick used his super huge redneck muscles to break the chains and they went to look for Jebba. She was locked in the hall closet on the second floor when she heard them yelling for her, so she kicked on the door and Nick, again with his super huge muscles broke the door down and they rescued her. When she got out she hugged everyone and told them all that they're her heros. Then she realized Ronnie was in his boxers and said "Hubba bubba oh baby" "BRUDDER! you little horndog!" said Brudder Chey-man. They all stood there laughin for a few minutes, when they heard someone running up behind them. They turned around ready to fight, but it was Karis and Uncle Jimmy. "Wow, my sister and my uncle" said Jebba. Karis was all geared up with her Jacob Smith shirt (he's her favorite actor) and her waterbottle full of sprite, and Uncle Jimmy once again had a beer. "Look guys" said Karis, "Joyce and Kipper are working for the Eewogs! They have a battle station set up in the woods behind our dad's house and their telling the eewogs where you are. That's why everywhere you go, eewogs are there!" Then her and Uncle Jimmy disappeared. "WAIT TIL I FIND THAT UGLY LITTLE RAT!" yelled Jebba. "Who? Joyce or the dog?" asked Chey-man. Then they all cracked up again. They went to leave the house and go back to Nick's crib to plan Joyce and Kipper's death, BUT OH GOD! They were locked in. There was no way out of the house...

Day 24

So there's Jenna runnin around the house like a chicken with her head cut off, trying to find anyway out of the house that she can. Finally Brudder Chey-man had to pull her away from a window and sit her down. Jenna had a mild case of chlostophobia (spelling?). It only happened when she knew she was being locked in somewheres though. So for now, it's ok that they're locked in because they have to plan out how to raid that eewog station in the back of Brudder Faye's dad's house.So they all went and got some iced tea and bread, and sat indian style in a circle on the living room floor. "How are we gonna do this???" is what everyone asked. Cuz no one had an idea. "I got one," said Nick. So everyone looked at 'em and then he said, "We go 'round back, and blow the shitheads up with shot guns." "Ugh" said Cheyman, "Nick... shotguns aren't the answer to everything." "How 'bout a bazooka?" "well..." said Brudder Faye,"I think that's a good idea." "Yeah," said Ronnie, "But where the heck are we gonna get bazookas gosh." So there's Jebba Faye looking at the ground like she had some kinda confession to make. Then she reached up to her fro, tilted it sideways like Nearly Headless Nick and pulled out 4 1/2 bazookas. (the 1/2 was for Leeroy). So everybody's looking at her like what the hell??!?! And she goes, " I stoled 'em from the eewogs who captured us in the mansion." So Ronnie reached over and punched her in the face... he didn't think she was a thief. "YO CHECK IT OUT RONNIE!" said Chey-man (she was standing up now), and when he looked over in her direction, she kicked him in the face with her platforms. "Even if Jebba is a thief! Sometimes it comes in handy you flippin moron! Don't you see? Now we can bust outta this joint, AND we can kill Joyce and Kipper Gosh!" So Jenna and Ronnie are sitting there with their bloody faces while Chey-man and Nick blow a giant (Or Jynormous) hole in the wall so they could get out. After they all scrambled out they heard some music coming from somewheres, "I am a Mountain.. I am a tall tree... ohhhh I rule the brudders... who sweep the country. I am a river, down in the valley ohhhh I am a gangstahhhh... like nick and like Ronnieeee. If anybody asks you who I am... just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and sayyyyyy.... I'm that king from faraway, I rule llonkies who eat hay, hey I made 'em.... they're the land's greatest. And I'm that king up on that throne, don't come back, I'll send you home... Hey I farted... I'm the world's greatest." And out from the sky came the Llonkie King, who else??? He was drunk once again... *sigh* Spendin too much time with Uncle Jimmy. So he came down and handed them each a wad of cash ($10,000 each) "This is from Uncle Jimmy," he said, "At least one of yous has to buy a car so you can get to Delaware." "Psht eff that," Said Ronaldo, "I'm buyin a flippin Jet ho!" This made the llonkie king's, and Jenna's, and Cheyman's eyes go real big cuz no ones supposed to talk to the king like that (Nick's didn't go big cuz he didn't know.. Plus he was too busy givin Ronaldo a high five.). So there were little flames busting out in the llonkie kings eyes (tie die colored for the occasion), 'sept he was pissed so this was no laughing matter. So he gets this livid look on his face, and tries to bust into a karate move, but throws his back out. hahahahaha so that was the end of that. So the brudder's went and bought a car: ($800 at a yardsale) Then they gave the llonkie king a lift to llonkie land hospital, and set off for Delaware. It was dark when they got there, but the trailer was a rockin cuz acourse they were partying there. So they busted out of their mad pimp jelly bean van in their black criminal suits with their Bazookas, and snuck around the back. (they couldn't be heard thanks to these high tech black mocassins that the Indians designed.) They saw the station that Joyce had bulit next to the garage. There were no windows in the shack... after all, she wasn't that stupid. But they could hear her arguing with the Eewog King, "I DON'T KNOW!'' Said Joyce, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! I installed a tracker on Kipper's collar, so that wherever they went, Kipper would go... But Kipper is still in Louisiana, and the Brudders are nowheres to be found! Please don't hurt me! Please!!! I hate them as much as you do, we can combine our forces. PLEEASSEE GOOODDD AHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'll give you sex! Whatever just please don't kill me or hurt me!" So the Eewog King let her go for now, and they sat there, contemplating how to destroy the Brudders. There were two Eewog guards guarding the front of the shack... cuz acourse you couldn't just have the Eewog King there with no protection. So Nick busted out his silencer, put it on his bazooka, and shot them both. No one heard it. Then..................

DAY 25

Jebba started picking flowers to lay on the dead guards. "Rest in peace you little fuckers" said Nick. Then he slapped Jebba in the face for caring about them. "God! You frickin idiots always beat me up!" She yelled. They all had to tackle her behind a bush and hold her mouth shut cause Joyce and the Eewog King stopped talking cause they heard something. "Good going, retard" whispered Nick. For that, Jebba ran off out front real fast cause she was mad at them for making fun of her. Joyce and the Eewog king walked outside.. and the 3 brudders tried their hardest not to laugh, cause the eewog king had a mullet. They figured it was just an animal or something, and they didn't notice that their guards were dead. The three brudders waited around for a minute to make sure Joyce and the eewog king were busy and they split up and circled the shack. While the brudders were busy preparing a sneak attack, Leeroy woddled out front and sat on Jebba's lap. "Aw Leeroy" she said, "I think you're the only person who loves me. My brudders tell me they do, but I think they secretly hate me, and only let me hang out with them for a good laugh... I think it's cause I'm black." Just as she was at her lowest point of feeling sorry for herself, she heard her Brudders yell, and next thing she knows.. there they come runnin out front smiling. "WE DID IT!!" they yelled. "THEY'RE DEAD!" Since their work was done for the day, they went inside and drank a few beers with Jebba's dad before they set off back to Nick's house. On the ride home Jebba and Ronnie sat in the back cept Jebba wouldn't talk to anyone. They was all wondering why, cause after all Jebba was used to getting picked on. After a ride that seemed to take forever the finally got to Nick's house. Jebba telled the others that she was gonna go back to the old people's house and get in the jacuzzi again. They told her they'd meet her there in a little while, so Jebba and Leeroy walked down the street at night all alone. After about and hour the brudders came up to the house, cept quietly, and sneaked up on jebba. "NKFHKSDAH AHHHH!" yelled Jebba. Then everyone cracked up, even Jebba. So, there they was, in the jacuzzi, all warm and stuff.. when Jebba decided to ask the brudders if they would go to Alaska with her. "WHAT THE FRIG IS IN ALASKA?!" yelled Nick. "Geez be nice man" said Ronnie. "YO MAMAS IN ALASKA!" yelled Jebba. "Aw hail naw" said Nick, "Nobody and I MEAN NOBODY talks about my mama!" as he said that, he jumped on Jebba and started beating the crud out of her. Cheyman and Ronnie had to hold them back so they didn't kill each other. "LEMME AT EM!" yelled Jebba. After everyone calmed down and Nick and Jenna Faye said sorry to each other and hugged they started to walk back home. "It's a good thing they broke the fight up, Nick" said Jenna Faye, "Cause I know Kung Fu!" "FOR THE LAST TIME JEBBA! NO YOU DON'T!" said Cheyenne. As they were walking, Uncle Jimmy pulled up in his new home/ride:

"Heeeeey there kids! you ainta been dranking have ya?" he asked. "No uncle Jimmy" they chanted. "Well, why the hell not?" he replied. He told them to hop in the back and have a couple beers. So they did acourse. He had a couple hookers in the back, and Ronnie and Nick were checkin their hineys out. Brudder Chey-man walked over and busted Nick in the head, "You guys could atleast wait til were sleeping, GOSH! FREAKIN IDIOTS!" So Jenna Faye and Cheyman walked over and threw the hookers out the back door. "NOW WHAT SONS" yelled Jebba, as the hookers rolled down the road and probably died. "You didn't have to kill them" said Ronaldo. "Well... now their with Dean, and he's scoring a whole bunch under the trailer." said Jebba. Just then Jebba started flippin out and pulling her own hair and screaming.. "OH NOOOOO!" yelled Chey-man, "SHE'S HAVING A CRACK ATTACK!" They all jumped on her and duct taped her to the wall...

Day 26
She started freaking out like Rheagen in the Exorcist.... Need I quote? lololololol So you know that duct tape can work miracles... otherwise the camper walls woulda beed ripped apart by now. So Jimmy stopped on the side of the road and came back to visit with 'em all. Cuz where would he take them anyway? And so he came back with a ciggie stickin out of the side of his mouth and said, "I know what she needs." And he walked over to her to pour a little JD down her throat... sept the ciggie busted out of his mouth first and burned Jenna on the arm. So Ronaldo grabbed it up real quick and shoved it in Uncle Jimmy's eye. ''OW YOU STUPID MOFOIN FREAK WHAT DID YO DO THAT FOR??!?! IT WAS AN ACCIFREAKINMADENT!" So he pulled a kip... cuz Jimmy was best at retarted things..... *sigh* *remeniscent look* He and Dean woulda maked a great team...... and swung his leg out to trip Ronaldo. Sept Ronnie grabbed his leg, twisted, and made Jimmy go zippin through the air like a tornado and land on the bed. He just sat there with a stupid expression so Cheyman took over his job and got the JD. Well at the site of it, Jenna's eyes got real big and she licked her lips. So Cheyman said, "Open your mouth Jenna." and she did..... and stuck her tongue out real far like a retard.. and Twiggy poured it down her throat making her choke and splutter just a little bit... but then she was better. Nick went over to tend to Jimmy, while Ronaldo ripped the tape off of Jenna's whole body... nicely though cuz he still loved her, and Cheyman went up front and took the wheel. Sept her legs couldn't reach the pedal so she went in search for some magazines or phone books to put under her hiney to elevate her so she could lean down and reach. All she could find though, were some porno mags next to the toilet in the bathroom. "Ew that's grimy," said Cheyman, "But it'll have to do." And it sufficed because now she could see over the dash. So she took them to the bayou in Monroe. So they're all swimmin... even puffy eyed Jimmy. Havin a good 'ole time. Then all of a sudden out of the marshes pops 5 eewogs: one for each of 'em. But they were taken off guard so Fester and Leeroy busted out of the motorhome in their disco uniforms *Cheers from the Brudders: they taught 'em well!* with their disco ball numchucks and their bazookas. Twas a good thing that Leeroy could swim for he was a duck... and Fester could swing from the branches of the bayou trees. Between the two of 'em, they took all the eewogs out. Everyone 'sept Jimmy cheered cuz he didn't know where the heck these animals were comin from. He took off into his camper, "FRICKEN VERMIN! I THOUGHT I BOMBED MY HOUSE!", got his shot gun and came out and went to shoot 'em!!!!!!!!! BUT! It's a good thing that he had ran out of ammo from shootin fish when he went fishin. So Nick went up to him, and with his super huge redneck muscles, he bent the shot gun like Hagrid does on Harry Pothead. So they all dried off and got back in the redneck motorhome. Nick made himself right at home... after all, he was just a redneck... and if he knew anything about redneckness, he knew he'd find some taterchips in the cabinet, and some coors lite in the fridge. Jimmy passed the test :) So there they are driving down the road. Well Jimmy wasn't a very good driver so he was all flingin around the road and runnin over shit, making the brudders go flingin around in the back all over the joint. Ronaldo came flyin out of the bathroom and landed on Jebba. Which was an ok position for her. So there's Jimmy, doing donuts in the dirtfield. Then he takes off into the road again, whips into some old southern driveway lined with magnolia blossomed trees and pines, stops, whips out of his seat, opens the door, shoves everyone out, and takes off leaving the brudders...........

DAY 27

Day 28

She ran around the pile of knocked out brudders chanting, "DEVIL TAKE THIS EVIL BUNCH, TAKE THEIR SOULS, EAT THE BODIES FOR LUNCH, MAKE THEM BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL, I PROMISE YOU I WILL NEVER TELL, MAKE THEM HURT, GIVE THEM PAIN, MAKE 'EM NEKKED IN THE POURIN RAIN." over and over and over and ove she chanted this. 'Sept in Spanish acourse. Well she was going around in a circle when Nick stuck his leg out and tripped her. So she went rollin across the ground like a bowling ball with a bandana. When she got up, she flipped him the bird, 'WANNA FIGHT BEOTCH?!" So he put his fists up. There was no need to acourse cuz Kipper didn't even make it to his knee so he went over there and kicked her into the ditch, where she getted washed away into one of those big tubes they have for the rain... So Nick went over and kicked all the udder brudders so they would wake up. He didn't kick Chey-man because she wanted to bang him on the table, so he went and leaned her up and stroked her face real nice, "Wake up love bumpkins." "WHAT?!'' yelled Chey-man. "I love you...." So she smiled at him and getted up. There was dirt on her hiney so he brushed it off for her. "Pervert!" she said as she scuttled away covering her hiney with her hands. "OH YEAH FLIPPIN RIGHT MORON YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S THINKIN ABOUT SEXIN ME WHILE WE'RE IN A CREEPY HOUSE!" She smiled sheepishly and so did he so that was the end of that argument. So they all started walking again. 'Sept Kipper had chosen to beat them up at a bar so of course they all had to go in and get them some intoxication. "We're walking tonight anyway so it's safe." reasoned Jenna. "Yeah but you know what kinda bad things can happen when you drink..." said Ronaldo. "Nothin' that shouldn't," said Nick. *wink* So they walked in there and got themselves some drinks... Nick ordered a virgin shirley temple. "Man," he said, "It's been a while since I beed with a virgin." So this hurted Cheyman's feelings and she went into the ladies room and cried in the stall. Jenna getted up and smacked him in the face and went to go talk to her Brudder. Cheyman wouldn't come out, or let her in so Jenna went in the next stall over and stood on the terlit to look at 'er. "I don't think he meant it like that, Cheyman," said Brudder Faye. "yeah sept he thinks I'm a ho pervert slut!" "HOW DO YOU FIGURR?" "HMM BEOTCH! WITH A CALCULATOR!" Said Cheyman. "OHO THAT'S IT!" Said Brudder Faye. She jumped the stall wall, and they started wrestlin right there in the stall. Cheyman gave Jebba a swirlie and Jenna put a toilet seat cover on her head. Well the racket it caused got noticed and they getted kicked out. So they waited on the curb talking it over while they waited for the guys to come out. Thank God it wasn't a titty bar cuz they'da been in there for longer than they was. So they came out, grabbed their girls by the arms and pulled 'em up, "YALL READY TO GO?!" They sure was mighty hyper. Nick apologized and everything was fine and dandy and so they started walking home.... Sept when t hey turned around, they were face to face with......

DAY 29

Day 30
...Jenna ran out real fast and got down on her hands and knees and kissed AJ's feet. Cheyman just stood there with big huge round eyeballs cuz she couldn't believe her eyes: She was actually seeing the sexiest man on the face of this planet. Acourse they were used to this kinda stuff, but these two girls sparked their interest. After Jebba stood up and joined Cheyman, the guys came over and linked their arms together. Nick and Ronnie could be seen on the sidelines staring with their mouths open disbelievingly. Who the flip did they think they were???????? So the brudders and the backstreet boys walked up into the restaurant and sat down to talk. Meanwhile, back at the loser table, Nick and Ronnie were coming up with a plan. So after they were done plotting, Ronnie shoved his fist in his hand and did like on Dude Where's My Car: "It's stoner bashin' time." 'sept he had to say, "It's Aj bashin' time." This struck Nick as funny cuz how did he know that that was his name? "You listen to them?" Ronnie gave a guilty kinda look, "Psht no, what do you take me for?" So back at the weiner table Jenna and Cheyman were puttin on their puppy dog sweet faces, batting their eyelashes, laughing at everything they said, giggling, and paying VERY close attention. Then all of a sudden they heard some music beginning somewhere. They looked over, cuz it was very familiar music and they saw Nick and Ronnie up on the bar with mics in hand, pointing at the Brudders and singing, "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF!" lololololllll it was disco music! So the brudders got real wide eyed and esited. "DANCE!" yelled someone. So they started dancin real dirty. SexxxxxxIE! Shakin them pelvises. "TAKE IT OFF!" yelled someone else. After they started takin some of it off, they yelled, 'OK.... OK! PUT SOME OF IT BACK ON!'' hahahahahahah. So just then the bsb boys started gettin mad. Cuz ain't no one gon' take tonight's sex kittens away from 'em. They busted up and went over to the bar. Ut oh! These were professionals! How the heck were Nick and Ronnie gonna win over them?!? 'Sept they didn't panic, they had a plan. They knew how they could win. So they're all up there havin a dance-off. Gotta admit, all of 'em were sexy. Jebba was all up on the table swingin' her sweater all above her head. "HELL YEAH THIS IS WHAT I LIKE!" Then it got real serious because who were the brudders going to choose? So Nick and Ronnie kicked the bsb so that they fell off behind the bar and then they busted a couple disco moves. Which DEFINETELY won them over. When they went over to apologize and take their sweet honies home fo da night, the mighty morphin backstreet boys morphed into two eewogs. They were mighty angry cuz this was how they were going to get the brudders. So it was a good thing that the guys saved the brudders. So they seized two tap hoses and busted the eewogs in the eyes with some HiC. While they were blinded, the guys busted off the bar and kicked 'em in the groin like they seed Kipper do. "Well at least we got one thing outta that stupid piss ball." said Nick. Then he carked up cuz he liked to laugh at stupid stuff. Then he started to cry because it reminded him of Deanold. "Rest in peace dear Brother." as he did a hail mary. He sighed real big, lifted his head, and smiled... "Shall we ladies?" and they guys walked out into the night with their prizes hangin on their arms. Right when they stepped outside the doors, both Ronnie and Nick raised their fists in the air and said, in sync, "SCORE."

DAY 31
After Ronnie and Nick did the whole score thing, Jenna Faye sighed and sat on the road. "What's wrong Jenna?" they asked. "Nothing, I just thought it would have been nice to score with a famous person. Flippin eewogs are killing all my dreams!" That remark hurt Ronnie's feelings cause of everything he had just done to get her back, so he kicked her in the face and knocked her front tooth out. "THERE! Now you look like your uncle. Frickin ungrateful whore of a cuntrag!" When Jenna Faye heared him say those mean things to her she started crying her eyes out, while Nick gave him a high five. "WHAT THE FLIP! We didn't beat up on your emotions that bad when you looked at them hookers! Geez, I woulda scored with Howie too, if it really was him!" said Chey-man, as she tried to defend her brudder. Just then, Jenna Faye crawled over to Ronnie and begged for forgiveness. Her brudder pulled her away and said that a true brudder didn't crawl for any man. So brudder Faye stood up and Chey-man handed Jebba her sweater that she took off in the restaurant to wipe the blood off her face. Ronnie went over to Jenna Faye and started to apologize sept Brudder Chey-man went over and shoved him away from Jebba. "You're grounded from my brudder for... for.. well until I say you can talk to her again!" screamed Brudder Chey-man. "Oh come on.. you don't have to take that.. especially not from no chick" said Nick, trying to start something. Just for that brudder Chey-man walked over and pinched Nick's stomach til he fell to the ground in pain. So, they started walking again, Nick and Cheyenne between Ronnie and Jenna Faye. Sept, Chey-man kept catching Jebba peeking around them trying to see Ronnie's hiney. As they were walking Jebba seen something that made her squeal with delight.. She ran over and picked it up and put it on her head. It was a hot pink fro!! YESSSS! She walked back over trying to be all cool and whatnot and Nick and Ronnie tried not to laugh, since they was already in bunches of trouble with Brudder Chey-man. Jebba stood in front of the three of them and smiled real big and brudder Chey-man started cracking up real bad, rolling all over the ground and holdin her stomach and stuff. "Oh gosh brudder, I'm sorry but you missing that front tooth is the funniest thing I ever seed!" So the others figured it was okay to laugh, sept brudder Chey-man pulled them to the ground and wrestled them for laughing. Kinda looked like they had a threesome going on. So there they were, rolling all over each other on the ground with Jenna Faye standing there missing a tooth with a blank look on her face.. WHEN OH GOSH!! a cop pulled up and asked what was going on. When he seed Jenna Faye standing there, he put cuffs on her and put her in the backseat to take her to da big house. The udder brudders standed up like what the frig are you doin with our brudder kdjfa?! "We've been told by and unknown source, mind you, that Jenna Faye knows the whereabouts of Jimmy. We gotta take her in for further questioning.." so the three brudder stood there watching Jebba look out the back seat of a cop car with tears runnin down her face as she waved goodbye. "WE GOTTA GET JEBBA BACK!!" yelled her Brudder.. they just had to figure out how, cause they knowed Jenna Faye wouldn't talk..

Day 32
...So there's Ronaldo runnin after the police car with his arms flailing, 'YOU CAN'T TAKE MY JEBBA!' He screamed, ''NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" before breaking down in tears on his knees and pounding the road. So Cheyman went over and kicked him in the head, "Ok... you didn't buy your jet yet so you have to cough up some money. We're going to need it." He gave it up the second she said something because he would do anything to have her back. So they went and bought 3 new bicycles that looked a little sutt'm like this: So there they are riding down the road on the way to the Bawcomville Police station on their new pimpmobiles. Ronnie was havin a hard time balancing himself but he got the hang of it soon enough. Nick ran over a dead squirrel... But Cheyman was doing just fine cuz she's got it like that. When they got to the police station, there was a park right next door, so Ronnie dropped his bike real fast and ran to the swings with a big smile and his tongue hangin out. "YESSSS!' he said. So Nick used his bike to make him go faster and farther ahead than Ronald and jumped off real fast and tripped him so that he fell on a pile of fire ants. 'HAVE YOU LOST TRACK OF THE OBJECTIVE YOU FLIPPIN RETARD!?!" So he getted back up and they walked into the popo station with his big fat lip all swollen from the fire ants. He looked kinda like the nutty professor.... 'sept he was skinny. Cheyman held her hands out so that Nick and Ronnie stayed back. She stepped up to the counter with her big fro, put her hands on her hips and said, "I demand to have my Brudder back, in the name of Fester!" The POleece gave her a dumb look like who the frig do you think you are lady, get the beep out of our station. "Well can we at least see her?" pipes up Nick in the back. So the police escort them to Jebba's jail cell and walk back out to the office. As soon as Jenna seed them she got up real fast and grabbed the bars and looked at them all with big huge eyes with tears, "I wanna come hommmeee!" and just started crying. What were they gonna do yo? So Nick busted out a bobbie pin from his pocket and tried to unlock the cell door. 'Sept when he did so, a alarm went off. So the cops came runnin in there and they all stood back innocently (Nick chucked the bobbie pin inside Jenna's cell) with their hands up. "WE DID NOTHING!" They all yelled together. So they getted throwed out. 'Sept they didn't go far, they spent the night outside of Jenna's window so they could talk to her so she wasn't alone. She was going to be taken for trial in the morning and they were going to go with her. So they came up with a plan....

DAY 33
to try and break her out over night, before the trial. Nick getted his machine gun and started shooting at the window sept it didn't break and the bars didn't bend or nothing. Just then, Nick and Ronnie ran off and returned about 30 minutes later with an army tank. "Where the frig did you get that?!" asked Brudder Chey-man and Jenna Faye together. "Well, benember those hookers you kicked out of Uncle Jimmy's house? Well.. they sold this to him before you killed them, and we called him and splained our situation and he let us borrow it." said Nick. "Oh.. alright" said Brudder Chey-man. "STAND BACK JEBBA!" yelled Ronnie, as he and Nick hopped in and aimed the rocket launcher at the window. Jebba went and hid under the little crappy bed they tried to make her sleep on, and Nick blew the wall up. "YESSSS!" he yelled as a piece of concrete hit Jenna Faye on the head, "DIRECT HIT!" So of course Jenna Faye was knocked out cold with blood running down her face, so Brudder Chey-man went over and kicked Nick in the head. "GOSH! FREAKIN IDIOT! We were supposed to help her, not cause more brain damage than what she already has!" "YOUR MOM!" yelled Ronnie. Chey-man and Nick both looked at him like what the fuck mang?! "I don't know, I just figured that's what Jenna woulda sayed." So they dragged Jenna Faye by her hair all the way to the tank before the coppers came out and they took off to Nick's house. Nick was driving like the night bus on Harry Pothead sept going like 8672439 times slower and he was actually hitting people. Jebba waked up right as they were pulling in Nick's drive way. She was all confused and retarded and stuff, so the brudders splained what happened. "Psht.. thanks a lot Nick, gosh!" said Jenna Faye. "SHUT UP FO' I KILL YEWWW!" he yelled. So since Jenna Faye didn't feel like arguing she went to take a shower and wash the blood off her face. After the Brudders turned the kitchen sink on like 347 times and turned the water cold on Jenna Faye, she finally gave up and went out to the living room with them. Brudder Chey-man asked Nick to get her some soda and on the way out, he "accidently" tripped and spilled the soda all over Jebba. "THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF YOU!" she yelled, as she tackled Nick and they rolled out the front door and off the porch. Brudder Chey-man and Ronnie grabbed some poppin corn and sat on the porch watching. "It's your fault the eewogs are taking over llonkie land!" yelled Nick before he punched her in the eye. "PSHT! YEAH RIGHT! IT'S YOUR MOMS FAULT!" yelled Jenna Faye as she choked on dirt. Brudder Chey-man and Ronnie watched for like 10 minutes as Jenna Faye and Nick blamed everything on each other, then decided to stop them. Just then, a huge jynormous alien, it kinda looked like the one Cheyman made with them iron bead thingys, jumped down from the roof. Jebba pulled four foil hats out of her shirt and tell everyone to put one on so the alien couldn't read their minds.. sept it was a eewog in disguise. "NOOOO" yelled Jenna Faye as the eewog went to stab Ronnie with a butterknife. She jumped through the air and kicked the eewog, causing it's head to fly through the air and smash up against the house. Chey-man and Nick getted splashed with eewog ooze and their skin started turning purple..

Day 34
... and pink, and green, and blue, and orange, and yellow, and red, and all the other colors of the rainbow because they had shagadellic blood in their veins and when shagadellic blood mixes with some unknowed bad force, this is what happens: they sort of turn into some kind of party light. So Jenna and Ronaldo quick ran in the house and grabbed some duct tape and taped 'em real quick to two trees in the front yard because they had no idea what was going to happen, gosh. So Ronald went inside and getted some materials and he builded him and Jebba a nice private little hammock between the two trees so they could sit there and make faces at the mutants who were struggling against their bindings because they wanted to bite off some of Jebba's and Ronnie's limbs. So they sat there close to all day, throwing peanuts and pumpernickle bread at them. As soon as the sun melted behind the mountain........ wait a sec, there's no mountains in West Monroe Louisiana......... *clears throat* as soon as the sun setted behind the TREES... The two struggling mutants transformed back into their former selves and stopped wrestling. However, they had no idea why they were there. "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!!?!?!" yelled Chey-man, "IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF SOME KIND OF JOKE?!?" and Nick goed, "I KNOW WHAT IT IS! JENNA GOT US DRUGGED UP AND TIED US TO THESE HERE TREES!" Cause you know.. he was always baggin on Jenna in some way. So Ronaldo stood up, pointed his finger right in Nick's face and with a mean little look said, "I DRUGGED JO MAMA! IF SHE HADN'T BEEN DRUGGED, YOU WOULD NEVER BE HERE!" so Nick quick lashed out and bit Ronnie's finger off and it started bleeding. 'Sept some mutant saliva got into his system, they wouldn't find that out until Sunrise, though. Anyway, so he went on the porch and sat down with the anigamals while he cradled his mangled finner. Jenna untied Cheyman from the tree and left her to untie Nicholas..... cuz she wasn't about to do him any favors. And she explained what happened. Then Nick was sorry so he helped Ronaldo stitch up his finger with some fishin string and a safety pin. (Redneck way of derin thangs). So they was all on good terms and everyone else was on good terms. So they went inside and was watchin The Twilight Zone, drinkin some peach chnaps (spelling?), passin it all around. So Jenna goes to take a sip after Ronaldo.... and he was infected, so now she is. So after a while, they go to sleep... all on the living room floor. In the morning they woke up to the sun shining on their multicolored bodies... that's what woke them up. So they all started baring their teeth and prowling around the living room on all fours. Fester and Leeroy were in danger, sleeping in the other room.............

DAY 35
The brudders benembered that they were there and they were hungry for fresh duck and chimp.. so they goed back to the room where they were sleeping and tried to get in. Sept Leeroy being the smart little thing that he is, locked the door before they went to sleep the night before. Jenna Faye was thinking of a way to get in sept she gave up soon after she started cause her brain can only handle so much. Just then, Nick walked over about an inch from the door and burped really loud. He shot mini rainbows from his mouth which forced the door open from it's shagadellic powers. Leeroy jumped up and seeing the brudders all different colors scared him so he started flipping out and hopping all over the room making some of his feathers fall out. Fester just kinda snorted and rolled the other way so she could go back to sleep. "GET EM!" yelled Brudder Chey-man as she started running towards Fester. Leeroy grabbed a pencil and poked Fester in the eye causing her to sit up in pain, which was a good thing because she managed to trip Chey-man. "AYY! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY WOMAN!" screamed Nick as he charged at Fester. Fester and Leeroy then morphed into super animals and tied the brudders up with wire. Then they did this weird paranormal type thing and contacted Uncle Jimmy through their minds. Uncle Jimmy was there in no time with the potion to change the brudders back to normal. Of course they all tried to fight him off as he tried to pour it down their throats. Jenna Faye was the hardest to calm down because she had mental disabilitys and they were all acting up at the moment. They finally got her to drink enough potion to turn her back after about and hour or so. After her normal color was back she sat up and looked at everyone. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" she cried. "What an idiot" mumbled Nick. Brudder Chey-man elbowed him in the chest for talking about Jenna Faye. So there they were, sitting in the living room starring at each other, when Uncle Jimmy realized he was sober and started being mean to Jenna Faye. So Leeroy pecked him real hard and he left. But not before cussing at the brudders about how their childs were out of control. So.. now what. The brudder hadn't heard from the Llonkie king in awhile, and they had no idea where any eewogs were. "DUUUDE! Let's go to the beach mangs!" said Jenna Faye. "No you moron, we don't have a car.. durr!" said Nick as he smacked Jenna Faye in the back of her head. "Psht, God Ronnie, I know you drugged his mom, but with what?! CRACK?!" said Jenna Faye. Just for that Nick jumped up and slammed Jenna Faye's head into the wall, and knocked her out. "NIIIICK! you gotta stop doing that!" said Brudder Chey-man, "You're gonna kill her one of these days!" "Well durr, that's what I'm aiming for!" Ronnie then got up and kicked Nick in the face. Brudder Chey-man got up to hold them back, sept the house started shaking. Then all the windows busted out and the shelves and pictures started falling.. "EARTHQUAKE!" yelled Nick. "No you douche bag!" said Brudder Chey-man, "IT'S EEWOGS!" So the three brudder were running all over, Ronnie tried to drag Jebba under the kitchen table so she didn't get hit with anything sept an eewog jumped on his back and wrestled him to the ground. Brudder Chey-man ran over to help him when up from the floor came the eewog king and Joyce. "WHAT?!.." yelled Nick, "We killed you!! you caint be here!" "Sure we can" said Joyce, "Kipper summoned us from hell!" Just as she said that kipper limped over next to Joyce and stuck her paw up as if she were trying to give the Brudders the middle finger. So.. Joyce, Kipper, and the Eewog King had the three brudders cornered. They were about to kill them all when Jenna Faye woke up under the table behind Joyce and realized what was going on. She grabbed the vacuum and yelled "SUCK ON THIS YOU JIZZ VACUUMS!" as she sucked them into the vacuum. Nick got up and kicked Kipper so hard she flew across the house and slammed up against the fridge and was knocked out. So the brudders put her in a trash bag and burried her under the trailer next to Dean. (rip) Then they all sat on the porch drinking koolaid and enjoying the cool summer breeze when they seen something glowing behind a bush in Nick's front yard......

Day 36
So they getted up to check it out... "It looks like a continuum transfunctioner." said Jebba. Nick slapped her upside the head and said, "I can't believe you out of all people don't know what that is you flippin moron." So Jenna looked at Cheyman for help cuz usually she told Nick off but she just shook her head and gave her a look and said, "I ain't helpin you this time Jenna... He's right. It's a flippin disco ball." Ronnie just rolled his eyes because Jenna was a Disco Brudder! She shoulda knowed this! So then she bent down to pick it up and Cheyman held her back, "No! Don't! You don't know what's behind this!" Which was correct because just as they were all looking at each other, it started to transform and out popped a llonkie! Acourse this wasn't bad but you can never tell! So Jenna getted this excited schoolgirl look on her face and started pettin it, "Ohhh Elmer! I haven't seen you in sooo long!" Nick was like, "You named it???" This time Chey-man smacked him on the head cuz this was their pet. And then (cuz as they found out on Day 4) he started talking, "I'm just trying to see if this works... it's a new invention the Llonkie King *he did a hail mary when he said the name* came up with. Whenever he needs you guys, he's just going to send a disco ball with a messenger in it so he can get the message to you." So he smiled real big and said, "this is for you." and held out a piece of paper from the Llonkie King. Everyone crowded around Chey-man to read it (she had the best reading skills out of 'em all cuz she wasn't a dope or a crack addict or a redneck). She opened it up and it only had one word on the paper: 'SIKE'. So they looked up real quick but the Llonkie was gone! They all turned around in sync and BAM! There were 4 Llonkie impersonaters... who quickly morphed into Eewogs and bashed them all in the faces! So Nick ran over to the side of his house and grabbed the garden hose and started spraying them... which blinded them, and made it easier for the brudders and Ronnie to knock 'em out and tie 'em to the trees... which they did. So they runned into the house and grabbed some steak knives and gouged the Eewogs' eyes out. They put some lighter fluid on 'em and then burned 'em alive. Now they had a big bonfire! So they started doing some Indian dance that Cheyman taught them (Because she seemed to think sometimes that she was indian cuz of her name) which was a cross between tribal dancing and disco dancing. A little weird but fun nonetheless. Jenna stopped them and was like "Check this out ya'll!" And they all stood back so she could get down on the ground and do somersaults... all the way around the tree like Beanie used to do around the house. It was quite amusing. After she was done going around the tree 5 times nonstop, she got up real easy and fast with her arms out and said, "tada!" So they all clapped and sat down to tell Ghost stories. When they were done, they went inside to get some chips and hotdogs and marshmallows and cooked 'em on the fire. After dinner they all layed down to watch the stars. Amen

DAY 37
They woke up the next morning soaking wet to find that they had slept through one of the biggest thunder storms ever. "Aw great! I don't have anymore frickin clean clothes!" said Nick. "You can just walk around nakey." said Chey-man with a big huge smile on her face. "Oh god no.. please!" prayed Jenna Faye. Nick glared at her and then Chey-man suggested he wear some of Ronnie's clothes til he got his washed. So the guys went inside to get dressed and the brudders stood there in the grass. They were talking about all the guys they had crushed on when they went to Woodbridge. "Omigarsh." said Jenna Faye, "Good times." Just as the guys were coming out, before Jenna Faye even got the chance to say something smart to Sir Nick, Uncle Jimmy came squaling into Nick's yard on a two seater bike, with Billie Jo on the back. Billie Jo staggered over (she was drunk) to the brudders and gave them a big hug and told them how much she missed Chey-man sleeping over on school nights. Uncle Jimmy went to get off the bike and walk over 'sept his shoe lace was tangled in the bike chain and he tripped causing the bike to fall on top of him. The brudders just stood there amazed because even though Uncle Jimmy's elbow was bleeding and he had a big jynormous scratch across his forehead.. he didn't spill a drop of his beer. He got up, took his shoe off, drank some of his beer and walked over between Nick and Ronnie and patted them on their back. "I remember when I was your age... president Lincoln was still in office." All the brudders started cracking up and fortunately Uncle Jimmy forgot what he was talking about and just stood there drinking his beer and smoking his cowboy killers. Everyone stood silent for a few seconds but the silence was broken by the sound of breaking glass inside Nick's trailer. They ran in only to find Fester holding Leeroy's mini fro and Leeroy pecking away at her feet. "FESTER!" yelled Chey-man. "How many times do I have to tell you not to mess with him?!" Fester gave Leeroy's fro back to him and Nick went over and patted Fester's head. "That's my girl!" he said like the super lame "I'm a proud parent" type of dads. So Jenna Faye walked back to the bathroom and everyone else went outside and waited. About 4 minutes later Jenna came outside wearing Billie Jo's kung fu kitty pants that Joyce made for her and singing. "That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh" She then started doing the mc hammer dance til the brudders almost died from laughter. "i've been practicing some dance moves" she said. After that she went around and gave everyone a big jynormous hug. Even Nick. "Wooo Jenna took her prozac." said Ronnie. Just then an eewog came crawling out from behind a bush. He was all bloody and crying and Nick went to kill him sept Jenna Faye begged him not to. "What the frig Jenna! It's and eewog!" shouted Ronnie. "Yeah, but it's hurrrrt! Maybe the other eewogs kicked him out like the centaurs did to Firenze when he went to teach divination!" They all looked at her with blank faces. "What the frig does Harry Potter have to do with us killing an eewog?!" demanded Nick. "Ugh! Lemme splain this to you. Maybe the other eewogs kicked this poor little guy out because he wanted to help the brudders!" Then they all laughed at her and Nick cut his head off with a garden hoe when she wasn't looking. "NOOOO!" yelled Jenna Faye as she leaned over the eewogs head. "TALK TO ME!!" So Ronnie and Nick pulled Jenna away from the eewog and Uncle Jimmy kicked it into the neighbors yard. Jenna ran around to the back of the trailer and cried while the udder brudders, Billie Jo and Uncle Jimmy sat on the porch drinking beer, and the guys shared some of their manly stories with Chey-man and Billie Jo.

Day 38
Billie Jo was like, "Yo Cheyman I getted myself a boytoy." So Jimmy looked across the brudders at BJ, squinted his eyes and went, "Does yo uncle know 'bout this hurr boytoy?" BJ's face getted all pink and she just chugged her can of beer. So just then Jenna came runnin out of the back of the trailer and started runnin in circles real fast around the house like 80 times. And get this! For no reason! She just wanted attention. And there was Fester on her head jumpin up and down because she was havin a good 'ole time and Leeroy was in her front pocket quackin away. So just when they were on their 3rd round and were in the front of the house, Fester fell off of her head and tumbled down in front of her, tripping her and making Leeroy go flying out of her pocket. So they all lay on their backs out of breath and laughing. So Cheyman went over and started jumping over them. Cuz why should they be the only ones having fun? So Fester grabbed her mommy's ankle and she fell to the ground on a tree root. OW so Nick ran over there and grabbed Fester and started swinging her around his head like a lasso. So Cheyman crawled over there as fast as she could and started biting his ankle. Cuz that was her beebee yo! You don't do that. So meanwhile, back on the porch, Ronnie's just sitting there like oh. my. lord. save me. and Billy Jo and Jimmy are laughin, swinging their feet and sippin on their budweiser. "Hey uncle Jimmayyy" she said, "Check it out- This hurr's better'n da tube." So Jimmy nods in agreement but decides to go inside and check out the house. He walks into the bathroom and shaves his beard. 'Sept he was a dummy and used hand soap so he had a whole bunch of cuts on his face: which he patched up with a little toothpaste. He looked a little sutt'm like this: 

 Beautiful. And so when he came out- if it hadn't been for the beer, no one woulda knowed who he was. He said he figured this was a good idea since he was still wanted a little bit. So he and Billie Jo took off on their two seater after the icecream man, leaving the Brudders in the front yard. "I wish I had some money." said Nick. So Cheyman lifted up her fro, gave 'em each 2 dollars and went to the icecream truck. They were standing there waiting for the door/window thing to open up. They thought it was gettin kinda freaky because instead of the super cool barney music coming out of the top, it was the theme from Freddy Kreuger (spelling?) You know the one.. one two freddy's comin for you.. yeah that one. So they're just standing there looking dumb with their two bucks each when all of a sudden, some people come up from behind them, covered their mouths and held guns to their backs. So Nick bit his dude's hand and started to take off down the street, sept he getted tripped by something and the person shot him in the leg so he couldn't go nowheres. So they tied all their hands behind their backs and duct taped their mouths shut and shoved 'em in the back of the icecream truck where they found Uncle Jimmy and Billie Jo already knocked out in the back. So they were driving for 2,980,347 minutes when they came to a sudden stop somewheres. Then a few Eewogs came 'round back, opened the doors, pushed the Brudders and Bj and Jimmy out onto the road and they found themselve in the Wal*Mart parking lot......

DAY 39
surrounded by carts that had been spray painted all the colors of the rainbow. "Now das what I'm tawkin bout!" says Jenna Faye as she grabs one and starts walking towards Wal*Mart. "Wait a minute Jebba!" said Brudder Chey-man, "how do we know this isn't a trap of some sort?" "Well, we don't." said Ronnie, "maybe we should make Nick's mom go in a find out for us! Since she's Rambo jr and everything." Nick was getting fed up with all the mama jokes so he grabbed a cart and ran Ronnie over. After Jenna Faye helped him up they decided to send Uncle Jimmy in to see if it was safe, but before they did so they gave him a beer with magical powers that would make him .. dun dun dun .. IMMORTAL! They brudders and Billie Jo waited out in the parking lot for about 15 minutes when Uncle Jimmy came riding out on one of those electric scooter type cart things. He had his hair slicked to the side and he managed to steal one of the cheap walmart style tux wannabe things that people buy for weddings and take back the day after. "WHAT THE FRIG HAPPENED TO YOU?!" asked Brudder Faye. "Well.." said Jimmy, "Nick told me that him and Chey-man are getting married and he wanted to do it soon before YOU ate the rest of Chey-man's ring pop!" he yelled at Jenna Faye. "PSHT! FINE!" yelled Jenna Faye. She looked at Uncle Jimmy with squinty eyes, crossed her arms and walked off into Wal*Mart to buy her own ring pop. Everyone else went in after her to make sure she didn't get beat up by any mexican beaners. When Jenna Faye realized she was being followed she started having one of her crack attacks. She thought this was like the x-files where she was the bad thing and the agents were chasing after her so they could lock her in a cage and throw peanuts at her. So since Jebba was smart and everything, she ran from them. Cept Brudder Cheyman was smart. She climbed one of the shelves and jumped down on Jenna in the next aisle and tackled her til the others came to help. After being punched in the face a couple of times by Brudder Chey-man and Nick (since he never misses a chance to kill me), Jenna realized it was her brudders and she started telling them about how she was being chased by the x-files people. After she finished her story that seemed to go on for hours the brudders realized Wal*Mart was about to close. (we can pretend this one closes cause the one in va closed at 11 =] ) So the brudders and Jimmy and Billie Jo hid in the bathroom til everyone left and the store was empty. When they came out of the bathroom they realized they were locked in and that they could do whatever they wanted all night long and not get in any trouble. So Jenna and Chey-man goed to make beds while Nick and Ronnie went to get some grub. Billie Jo ran to the barbie section and Jimmy went to do donuts with the electric scooter thingy. After Jenna Faye and Chey-man had the tent set up and the blankets and pillows and everything they went to look for everyone else. They seen Billie Jo sitting on the floor surrounded by barbies, talking to herself and they seen Uncle Jimmy flip the scooter thing, sept they couldn't find Ronnie and Nick. After walking around and worring that maybe an eewog killed them or something, they finally found them. They were on the food side laying on the floor with empty soda cans and candy wrappers all around them. "Psht, stupid hookers!" said Jenna Faye. "*gasp* BADNESS JENNA!" said Brudder Chey-man right before she kicked Nick in the side of his leg. "Oh.. and you said I was bad.." said Jenna Faye. Nick yelped real loud like Kipper did when she fell off the table that one time, and stood up real fast. "DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I WAS?!" yelled Brudder Chey-man. "No" whimpered Nick. Just as Chey-man was about to punish him, they heard Uncle Jimmy yell and they seen the scooter drive by without Uncle Jimmy on it. They ran over to see him laying on the floor with blood all over the place. "Oh gosh what happened?!" asked Chey-man. "I was trying to jump that stack of pillows but i flipped off the back a cut my leg." cried Uncle Jimmy. So brudder Chey-man got him a bandaid and made him go to sleep. While the brudders sat there in their sleeping bags talking about stupid stuff and telling the guys how much fun they had sleeping over at each others trailers, they seed Billie Jew walking past them carrying a barbie head.. just the head, and singing "SOMEWHEREEE OVER THE RAINBOW WAY UP HIGHHH" .......

Day 40 Dedicated especially to my bestest Brudder, Jenna Faye

...... 'sept she couldn't remember the rest so Jebba decided to help her out a little bit, "Someewherrreeeee oooover the rainbow, in llonkie land.. I run through all the meadows holding the llonkie's hand." So everyone clapped and cheered and whistled and Jebba stood up and bowed 'till her nose almost touched the ground. Well BJ got all pissed at her cuz it was her time to shine so she chucked the Barbie head at Jenna, who caught it with one hand and said to her, "What now son?!" And she stamped her foot on the ground like she was about to start at her. BJ squeeled real loud, grabbed her tookus like Dudley on HP and ran and hided in her Barbie tent. So jenna was looking at the Barbie head and it had a french moustache and a goatee drawn on it, "EW! BJ's a homo!" Yelled Jebba. BJ popped her head out of the top of the tent (built in sunroof) and sayed, "AM NOT!!!" Jenna goed, "Shut up 'fo I chuck dis atchoo!" so BJ yelped and prairie dogged right back down into the tent and Jebba sat down Indian style to contemplate the Barbie head. It made her miss the good 'ole Amish pigtail days back when she was little. Just then Jimmy skips by singin, "It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle..." (Jimmy Eat World). He quick does a somersault, pops up real fast, holds out his arms and pulls a Jenna, "TADA!" and grins real big. "That's mah song and band yo." he said, "All about me." "Oh yeah Uncle Jimmy cuz the world revolves around you." said Jebba with squinty eyes. "Hell yeah!" he said. So Jebba got to her feet and sayed, "Prove it." "No problem." And he whipped around real dramatically and stomped away like a girlie man. Jenna shook her head and went back to the tents. Nick and Ronnie were playing connect 4 and Chey-man was listening to a discman CD player she stole from electronics... she was singing at the top of her lungs and grabbing at the pudge on her gut, "Roll! Roll me away, won't you roll me away tonight!" So Jebba walked up and kicked her in the back. "Geeze," said Cheyman with her headphones lopsided on her head and rubbing her back. So Jebba sitted on the beanbag Chey-man had next to hers, "Let's build a fire, Chey-man." said Jenna. So Cheyman looked at her funny for a few seconds like, "You're such a freak" then suddenly a lightbulb popped over her head and she jumped up and started to take off. She went 5 feet, doubled back, knocked over the connect four game and took off again. Ten minutes later she came back with some lighter fluid, a lighter, one of those round sleds, some magazines, fishing poles, and a bag a marshmiggles. She was grinnin from ear to ear, 'sept everyone was looking at 'er like wtf???? But she just held up her finger like "Watchiss" She handed everyone a fishing pole. Then she put down the sled, took off her fro, laid it on the sled, and saturated it with lighter fluid. Then she set fire to it with the lighter, sat down and started roasting the marshmallows by use of the fishing pole :) Everyone followed suit. When the miggles were gone, Jebba busted out some pottage and said, "Hell yeah! BONG fire!" Just then Jimmy and BJ came bustin out from outta nowheres cuz you know- anything for doobage. Jenna wasn't willing to share so she put it away real quick. They all sat down and Jimmy said, "Check this out Jenna Faye." and from his pocket he withdrew a map of the solar system. "Open it up!" Said Jimmy with a big smile on his face. She opened it and where there should have been a sun, Jimmy had pasted a picture of his head in the middle. When Jenna looked at him, he stuck his tongue at her and they all started cracking up. So then it was bedtime and (after putting out the fro fire, acourse) they crawled into their tents. When Jebba FAye waked up, she was alone in her tent. She went out and everyone was gone! So she starts to panic, 'sept she has to go to the bathroom so she goes and when she comes out! There's BJ, Uncle Jimmy, Ronaldo, Nick and Cheyman, ''SURPRISE!!!!!!" They all yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And so her face getted all red, she covered her mouth, and her eyes got real big and they all goed over and gave her a big group hug. Everyone fought not to be the one next to Jimmy but some things can't be helped and this is about Jebba- not Jimmy. So they started singing, "For she's a jolly good feller for she's a jolly good feller-" and throwed confetti. It took a lot of time to make the confetti and BJ's hands were all callused and beat up from cuttin it all... Plus Chey-man didn't wanna waste the paper cuz she's got a thing for school supplies. But since she loves Jebba more... she let it go this time. So they sat Jebba down on a plastic blow up couch, busted out some twinkies with candles and singed the Humpy Burpy song. She blew out the candles and Ronnie goed, "Gosh! Why can't you blow me like that????" hahahaha jk so after their makeshift cake, they gave her her presents. Nick getted her an orange sweater with multicolored puff balls all over it. Jimmy got her a terlit seat ("Fer yer potty mouf," he explained). Bj Gave her a Rob Zombie poster, Ronaldo getted her a watch ("I wanna spend the rest of time with you," he said as he put it on her wrist) And Cheyman getted her a teapot and a tie dye shirt and also a Fat Joe CD. Then they bringed out a big box with something in it... When Jebba opened it she found! .........................................................................................................
............................................................................. A BIG PINK BARBIE JEEP! (They stopped making the Corvettes in 1842) So she zoomed all around the Wal*Mart for an hour and then they partied all night with the strobe lights and lava lamps.
( Ok so I know that your birthday is on Wednesday... but I had to make it like it was Sunday so that Wal*mart could be closed fer yer partay)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNA!!!!!!

Day 42
So they came to some sand dunes and the llonkies morphed into four wheelers and they had a good 'ole time. Meanwhile: Back at the county jail.......... "I want my phone call!" yelled Jimmy as the cops tried to wrestle him into the jail cell. They caught him. But then they gave him his phone call. But he didn't get who he wanted to reach, he got BJ! "Where're the brudders? WHAT THE FLIP IS JEBBA DOING AT THE SAND DUNES?!" he screamed. Cuz there goes his hopes. BJ telled him she would try to help him in any way that she could and then hung up. So she grabbed her puke orange golf cart and set off. When she got there, Cheyman and Nick were using their quads to do a sort of head but like bulls do, and Ronaldo and Jebba were on the sidelines cheering them on with pom poms and short skirts. Scratch that, REEwind!..... They were just jumpin up and down whooping. So Bj went down to w here the fight was and started circling the fight with her golf cart like some weird dog shark or something. So then Cheyman lost control of her quad and she fell off it and it went racin away into the night without her. "There goes my ride..." she said. "Don't worry," Said Nick, "You can ride me instead." :-O!!!!!! woahhhhh. So her face getted all red and they all went to see what BJ wanted. 'Sept she didn't know how to stop going in circles. So Jebba had to go and set her quad up as a road block in her way...... There goes Jebba's ride. So after BJ tells them the problem, Cheyman and Jebba hop in the back of the golf cart.... 'sept there's not a lot of room cuz BJ didn't keep it real clean. There were 8 bread tags, 5 floppy discs, some sunflower seed shells, a pair of those glasses that the eyes pop out of, 2 tupperwear containers, and a granola bar. But they made some room and all 3 vehicles made their way into the night by the sound of the music coming from Bj's radio: Bon Jovi: Blaze of Glory. lolololololololooloaksjd;flkasjdf *cough* So when they getted to the jail, they asked to see Uncle Jimmy. "We Just wanna visit him afore he dies!" cried Jebba faye. So this made the police man sad because he always had a soft spot for retarted losers, acourse. So he led them to the jail cell. There was Uncle Jimmy looking sad and forlorn......... "I didn't do no thang!" he cried as soon as they came in the room. "We know, Jimbo... it's gon' be aight." sayed Cheyman. So they all wheeled around and knocked out the po po. "How's that for retarted??!" yelled Brudder FAye as she kicked him in the shin. Then Ronaldo stoled the keys and busted Jimmy out of the cell. He stole the cops clothes so he could put 'em on Jimmy. Jimmy held his head down so the other cops wouldn't see him and they all went out and met BJ with their runaway car.

Day 44

So the next morning, everybody was all laying down all over the ground.... except Jenna. She was inside... and when she walked in she was in one of those cheapo Wal*Mart business suits some bobos, and a cheap black briefcase she getted from a thrift store, "So!" She grinned real big as she tugged on the side of her suit, "How do I look?" then she looked around at all the hobos around the burnt xmas tree and sighed. There was Jimbo snorin with white foam coming out of his mouth... BJ and Bombit were crashed out on a log and the rest were all sprawled out everywhere. So she went around and started kicking everyone, "Wake up beotches!" She even spit at Cheyman in the eye. So when everyone was awake enough to stare at her dumbfoundedly, Jebba sayed, "I'm gonna get a job." and her chest puffed out real big in retarted pride. "Jebba! You can't go out lookin for a job in that kind of outfit!" said Ronnie. "Yes I can!" Sayed Jebba and her lip started to pout and her eyes started to get glassy. "Not in this day and age you cain't." he said. So she chucked her brief case at his head (which knocked him out) and she stormed back into the house. So Nick went over and opened up her briefcase to see what could be so heavy that would knock him out and he found: a 6 volt battery, a can of beans, a bottle of glue, crayons, markers, paper, a box of tacs, lipstick, a maxipad, a spoon, and a pair of underwear. :) "Shows what she thinks is professional," he said. So Chey-man went over and kicked him in the head for makin fun of her Brudder. "Will you ever learn not to say shiz like that Pookie?" she said. So she left him to tend to Ronaldo and went inside to comfort Jebba. "Beaner....." (she was hiding in the bathroom) "Can I come in???" So she walked in there and found Jebba laying in the tub crying. "Don't pay any mind to him. You wouldn't be comfortable in a dress... this is your style, this is how you're comfortable. Forget about him and go get a job." So beaner sayed, "You know what, Brudder?! I'm gonna go get me a job!" So she jumped out, stormed past Chey-man... went outside, grabbed her briefcase, and took off on Brandon's bike with the flag on the back. Well he started runnin after her 'sept he couldn't go that far because he been smokin for a while now and that tears up your lungs and you can't work that good. Meanwhile, back at the love shack... Bombit, Jimmy, BJ, and Kendyll were playing ring around the rosie around the borked tree. After that, they went to the WAFFLE HOUSE to get some mornin' time grub. When they got back, they found Jebba.... sprawled out in front of the steps with her suit torn in places, and her hair all disheveled, and her brief case broken with the contents all over......... They approached her cautiously and then ..........................

DAY 45

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DAY 46

So in the morning, Ronnie was the first one awake. He was the most excited because his whole life was corn: Plantin corn, growin corn, pickin corn.... and eatin corn. So they all woke up to the sound of him trying to wake Jebba up. He was jumping on her bed, with a hairbrush in one hand and singing, "How can it be permissible? She compromise my principle, yeah yeah. That kind of love is mythical. She's anything but typical. She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force. You're obliged to conform when there's no other course....She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...Simply irresistible uh uh..." at the top of his lungs. So Jebba's all flingin around on her bed with her hair flying everywhere. Meanwhile, out in the kitchen... Nick and Cheyenne were in their undies giving each other whipped creme facial hair (Chey-man had the hots for Santa Claus and so you know why Nick would want to do it) and makin' out. When Jebba and Ronnie finally walked out, Cheyman whipped around and sayed, "I call my fists the sugar bowl, would you like one lump or two??" And grinned real big so that two dollups of w.c. fell to the floor. Bob came over and shoved her face in it and when she picked her head back up, she looked like Santa Claus's cat. 'Sept almost not really cuz she was already white. So anyways... They all got their showers and getted dressed. They kissed Bombit and Tweedle goodbye and headed outside. Where to start? So just then they heard cheering and laughing and shouting and music and BAM! There comes the mobile Mardi Gras parade coming down the road. Well of course there was a bunch of bimbos with their titties floppin to and fro (FRO!)... And also of course, Nick and Ronnie were transfixed. They even got down on their knees and did a Wayne's World worship type deal. All the girls chucked flower petals and mad mardi gras beads on them. So Jebba and Cheyenne picked up stones and started to peg the bimbos with 'em. Then they went over to their guys, grabbed their shirts, yanked 'em up off the ground, and socked 'em in the butts with their shoes (In unison of course). So then they dragged 'em back to the house and................ there were 4 magical llonkies waiting on the yard. They had magical sparkles shining all around them with pretty sparkly saddles and there was harp music in the background somewheres. They wasn't gonna drive to Iowa... They wasn't gonna walk to Iowa... They wasn't gonna HITCH-HIKE to Iowa!!!!!! THEY WAS GONNA FLY to Iowa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So acourse Jebba's face lighted up real bright and drool started comin outta her mouth and she started laughin and chuckling like a retard. So they hop on and BAM! They're invisible. No one can see them but each other and they know this because Kendyll came out of the house and didn't even notice them. And the magic llonkies sure would have caught her eye and so would the brudders suspended in air, but she spoke not a word. She just went over to the pull part of the trailer (You know, that part where there's that pully thing), made a small spit pool, and started to play with the fire ants. Well this made Jebba and Cheyman laugh. Laughs weren't invisible! Or inaudible and so her ears pricked up and the Brudders stifled their laughter and just as if it was a normal thing to do, they all four kicked off from the ground and there they was! Flying through the marshmallow clouds like Chuckerflies (Chuckie really from the Rugrats, but since Jebba likes Chucky the child doll thinger... Chucky butterflies. Cheyman even has red hair). Nick goed, "It's just like cotton candy!" and shoved a bit in his mouth... 'Sept then he coughed and hacked up a Barbie sweater. lolololol Jebba secured her feet on the feet things of the saddle and stood up a bit and spread her arms out wide and getted all excited because this reminded her of Harry Potter, "Lehts drop dowhn ahnd see if thah traihn's still thahh, shall we?" She sayed. Well Cheyman was reminded of another summat so she followed suit, busted her arms out, and screamed, "I'M THE KING OF THE WOORRRLD!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Well acourse by this time everyone's havin fun 'sept Ronnie... And when they all finally realized it and looked over, they found him with his head bent down in the Llonkie's neck. He was practically laying down... his legs were wrapped tightly around the llonkie and he had a Kung Fu grip around it's neck. No----- he wasn't humping it. HIMS WAS SKURRED TO FLY! So Jebba and Cheyman began to skip around him on their llonkies singing "YOU WERE BORN TO FLY!!!!!!". But he never piocked his head up... Not for the whole rest of the way. So when everybody landed in Iowa (behind some BK next to the dumpster), and he still didn't pick up his head, Nick went over there and gave him a nice shove with them big 'ole redneck muscles and Ronnie just toppled over and laid on the ground. So Jebba goed over and kissed him (Like sleepin beauty.) and so he busted awake and slapped her in the face. Turns out he wasn't skurt to fly... Jebba had whacked him in the head while bustin her HP move and knocked him out. So they was mad at each other and when they all stood up, they just looked at the llonkies expectingly cuz this wuddn't no cornfield. The llonkies stared back and a minute later the one Ronnie was on farted and out popped a note. They made Jebba go get it and the second she picked it up, the llonkies disappeared. The note said, "You can walk from here." and gave 'em a map. So anyway, Jebba and Ronnie were still mad at each other and they were wearing scowls when they all walked out to the front of BK. All of a sudden, Tempee busts out of a bush sporting a full mop of dread locks, wearing baggie clothes, sandles, a squirrel on a leash, and carrying one of those mad pimp jungle drums. So she smiled real wide and played them summat in a Reggae voice that went a little like this, "Yo... when tings isn't right, there's no need to fighta come on be nicea no need to fighta. Stay polite even when you're hurtin don't foh-get to smile, give love to ahh nation, big or small, when you do good, you'll getchur rewahd, United we stand, divided we fall, put a smile 'pon yer face and greet one and all." Then she said something about getting back to the rest of her squirrel posse and disappeared right before their eyes. So they followed their map and it led them to Windchestertonfieldville Iowa.: Home Of The World's Largest Cornfield. So Chey-man got so pumped up and excited about this new mission that she started doing a little jig. She started whackin the air in front of her pelvis like one of those gangstahhs do like they're pretendin to slap a girls ass or spank their monkey. She put on a deep voice like John Coffee on The Green Mile and chanted, "Willie willie willie won't. go. home. Butchoo can't spank a willie 'till 'e's. full. grown." And theeeennnnn......................

DAY 47

And den... Jebba started busting a move. "What the freak are you doing tard?!" asked Ronnie. "Ugh! There's nothing else to do in Iowa so I'm entertaining myself, GOD! Go pick some corn you flippin plow boy!" Ronnie's eyes got real big and he started pulling his hair and jumping around. Jenna Faye started cracking up and singing to him while he flung himself around. "Special ed special ed his mama dropped him on his head, now he thinks he's a loaf of bread... SPECIAL ED!" Just for that beautiful song that Jebba singed, Ronnie tackled her to the ground and kept punching her til she couldn't breathe and Chey-man pulled him off of her. Jebba Faye stood up and brushed her shoulder off like in that video for the dirt off your shoulder type deal song. "You know what Ronnie.. I think I hate chu!" "FINE I HATE CHU TOO!" yelled Ronnie. "FINE!" So then Jebba walked away and Chey-man stood there looking real sad and confused. "Are you guys getting a divorce?!" cried Chey-man. "YES WE ARE, AND I'M GOING BACK TO ALABAMA IN THE MORNING!" sayed Ronnie. Jebba heared what Ronnie sayed and she got sad, so she picked a rock up and chucked it at him and acourse since she's got skills it pegged him in the head. Then he died. SIKE!. He just getted knocked out. So Jebba feeled bad and she ran over to hold him so his clothes didn't get dirty and Nick and Chey-man goed inside to get some water and a towel (this is where the skittle battle takes place in a little old beat up shack/store next to the world's largest cornfield.) While they were in the store, Chey-man was looking around and Nick goed to ask the owner of the store for the stuff he needed to help Ronnie cept Chey-man seed a special kind of skittles. They were in a glass case and the owner seed her checkin em out so he walked away from Nick so he could splain to cheyman why them skittles were so special. "These hurr skittles are real special cause when you eat one, you just close your eyes and think of something, and whatever you think of happens." Chey-man's eyes got real big and shiney and she morhped into her retarded esctasy mode. "There's only one bag of these hurr skittles which is why they're so expensive" said the owner of the store. "Yeah flipping right!" said Nick, "You're just trying to fool her because she's retarded! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Just then Chey-man walked over and kicked Nick real hard, "I WANT THOSE SKITTLESSSSS" So Nick buyed them for her acourse and just as the store person went to unlock the case, some little punk type kids busted out from one of the aisles and tried to steal the skittles. They'd been listening and they wanted them skittles. Cept they weren't quick enough, and Nick grabbed them and shoved em down his pants. "EWWWW" yelled one of the punk rocker kids. "I don't want em now! You can give em to your tarded biznatch girlfriend so she can eat them and waste her wishes on something stupid, like a crayon that writes in every color!" Chey-man's eyes got even bigger when she heard this cause she always dreamed of inventing that crayon, cept her happiness was borked when one of the kids kicked her in the butt. "AW HAIL NAW!" yelled Nick, as he ripped open the skittles and shoved em all in his mouth. "NOOOOOOO" yelled Chey-man as she sunk down to the floor and cried. Nick started shooting skittles all over the joint.
Meanwhile, back outside.. Ronnie was almost dead. Jenna Faye was sitting there with his head on her lap crying her eyeballs out and confessing her love for him, when the two punk kids came running out of the store. They ran right past them cept one of them turned around and ran over to kick Jenna Faye in the head and ran off again, just because they were mean little kids. So chey-man and Nick came outside with the water and splashed it all over Ronnie and he waked up. When he seed Jenna he pushed her away and said thank you to Nick for helping him. So it was time to start their cornfield mission. The poor poor llonkie king was prolly getting tortured. Cept Jenna figured she should comfort her brudder first cause she was still mad at Nick for killing the magic skittles. So both the brudders were angry at the guys cept Jebba loved Ronnie and he hated her and planned on leaving in da morning. So... they set off into the big scary jynormous cornfield where the wild chickens and cows lived. They started walking and everyone was silent for the first ten minutes til Nick spoke up just to make fun of Jenna Faye because Ronnie hated her. Sept brudder chey-man thunked it was a mean thing to do so she pulled a corn thing up out of the ground and busted Nick in the back of the head. "You didn't have to hit him" said Ronnie, "He's telling the truth!" As he said that he turned to Jenna Faye and stuck his tongue out at her. Just as Jenna was about to argue back they heared a big huge loud noise that sounded like there might be a huge jynormous bowl of rice crispy things. It was all "snap crackle pop" sept after a second it stopped and they hearded a loud evil laugh somewhere out in the big cornfield and Jebba getted scared so she hugged Ronaldo. Chey-man wasn't scared though.. she's the bravest! She started to walk towards the sound while the others followed behind her. They kept walking till the ground started shaking and they turned just in time to see a huge giant group of wild chickens running right at them. So acourse the brudders ran real fast til they seed a hole and they jumped down inside it. They all fell for what seemed like an hour til they all landed hard on their bootays. Sept Jenna.. she landed on her head. They getted up and looked around. "OH GOD!" cried Chey-man, "I know what this is! It's like one of them things from jeepers creepers and in any minute some big ugly thing is gonna come crashing down the hole and eat us alive!" Welp.. I'd like to say she was wrong about the big ugly thing.. but she wasn't. Only thing was that what was about to come crashing down the whole.. would be worse than any monster you can imagine.. FKJHDHSFHDK THEN JOYCE FELL FROM THE HOLE AND LANDED ON HER FEET! She was all dressed up in disco gear and had her mullet spiked up and she was holding a machine gun! "OH NOOOOOOOOO WE'RE IN HELLLLL!" cried Jenna faye as she grabbed Nick, sept he shoved her off of him and she fell right in front of Joyce. "Aw crud, I didnt mean to do that" sayed Nick, "Please don't beat me cheyenne!" "SHUT UP YOU FOOL! THIS IS MY MOMENT!" yelled Joyce, "hand over your fros or Jenna dies!" she sayed. "NO! DONT DO IT! RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!" cried Jenna, sept Joyce kicked her in the face. They thought about what Jenna said and then they went to run. "NO GUYS! I WASNT SERIOUS!!!" cried Jenna Faye, sept five little eewogs popped out from behind a corner and they couldn't run anywhere. So they walked back to where they were standing followed by the five eewogs who were all holding plastic knives. "Sorry brudder" said Cheyman, "we were just joking, we wouldnt really leave you here!" "Psht yes we would" sayed Nick and ronnie and cheyman both kicked him. The eewogs tied them all up and left them there all alone. "Now what?!" said Ronnie, "We're gonna starve to death!" "No we won't" said jenna faye, "my brudder will get us out of here! just you wait!" "Shut up retard" sayed ronnie. "THAT'S IT! STOP FLIPPIN FIGHTING! IM SO SICK OF HEARING YOU TWO! AND IM ALSO SICK OF YOU DEPENDING ON ME TO DO EVERYTHING! GOD! I KNOW IM FREAKING HOT AND SEXY AND GREAT BUT COME ON! YOU GOTTA HELP SOME!" screamed chey-man. "Oh baby!" sayed Nick, "you're so hot when your angry!" "Nick... i'm trying to rant here. Shut up for just one second.. k?" she sayed. She went to continue her rant.. when they seed a big huge jynormous black shadow creeping up the wall towards them....

Day 48

... and someone singin, "So briiing... meeee.... two pina colladas, I want one for each hand. We'll set sail with captain morgan, and never leave dry land. Hey troubles I forgot 'em, I buried 'em in the saaaand. So bring me two pina colladas, she said goodbye to her good timin' mayan." in a really depressed bluesy kinda voice. And Uncle Jimmy comes staggering out from the shadows, swiggin on a corona with one hand, and with the other hand behind his back. So Joyce just covered her eyes with disgrace like look at this moron. So when she looked up at him, she goed, "What are you doin here???" In this southern voice nobody knew she had... Guess it's ok though seein' as hell is south. So anyways, Jimmy's eyes got real big and he covered his mouth and pointed somewhere behind Joyce and goed, "HOLY SHIT!" And so everyone (even Joyce) looked and Jimmy took this as his chance and whipped his other hand out from behind his back and shot Joyce in the head. Acourse you can't die twice but this at least knocked her out so they could get away. "Alright everybody-take a swig 'o this." and he held out the beer. "Jim-bo! This ain't no cotton pickin time to be drankin! We gotta get outta here!" Yelled Nick. So Jimmy walked over to Nick and getted all up in his grill, all close to his face and sayed in a voice like Injun Joe from Tom and Huck, "This hurr ain't no ordinary burr." Then hje leaned in a little closer (so did Cheyman, Jenna, and Ronnie so they could hear) and whispered, "This gon' make us flaihh." and his eyes getted real big. and he raised his eyebrows intriguingly and took another swig. So Jebba walked over and grabbed the beer, "I think he's on to summat." She sayed, then took a swig and passed it. After they all taked a swig, they started feelin a little funkaaayy. They getted a tingly feeling in their buttox and started to feel as light as air. When Jimbo seen how their eyes started gettin big, he raised his bottle up a little in a little toast and chuckled, "Alraight." and taked the last swig. "JUMP!" he yelled. "'Sept white boys cain't jump!" Cried Jebba. But they all did anyway and they all soared up in the air, and started towards the hole. Just as they reached it, though, they heard a scream from below and looked down to find Joyce. She was pissed because they were getting away again. She raised her fist up threateningly and sayed she was gonna go tell the Devil. Jebba blew raspberries at her and they went up the hole and to the real world. When they all stood up and brushed the dirt off, Cheyman asked, "So Jimmy... how'd you get to hell?" "I died" he sayed. So they was all amazed at how clever that response was and he sayed, "Nah, I fell down the same damn hole as ya'll did. But I'll be goin there when I die anyhow. So I thought I'd have me a good look around. Ain't too bad a place either- they got beer, and that's all I need. Only problem be that I always be roastin up." So immediately Cheyman and Jebba looked at each other and their faces lighted up as they gave each other a high five. Then they pounded their chests with their fists and busted out a peace sign, "Old School," Sayed Jebba. :) And so then they followed the map to the x-which was all the way in the middle of the field. When they got there, they found a small shed. So they all glanced at each other, and at the same time, they dropped down to the ground to avoid bein seen. They was on a covert operation. Plus they was apprehensive cuz you don't know what's up in there. So they crawled over so th ey could peek in the windows. What they found was two men dressed all in black, singing ring around the rosie as they skipped around a chair thqat the llonkie King was tied to. When they came to the "all fall down parts", they'd do mean things like push his chair over or sit down real hard on his lap. "Aw hail naw" sayed Jebba all defensively and she started to get up to save him 'sept Ronnie held her back. "No Jebba-we don't know what they're carrying-" "No thang!" sayed Nick as he crawled over from the other side of the house, carrying two shot guns and grinnin from ear to ear. "My flippin hero!" sayed Cheyman as she clapped her hands togethah. "Oho boy you's gonna get it tonight." And NIck winked at her and he handed Ronnie a gun. They knew what to do. They stuck the guns in some holes in the shack walls. So when the black dressed men finally sat down, they each (Nick and Ronnie) picked one and counted to three. On 3, they both pulled their triggers, 'sept instead of bullets, little white flags came out that sayed, "Out of Ammo." 'Twas a trap because the dudes getted up and busted out the door to get 'em. Well they all ran around to the other side of the house and waited for the dudes to circle the joint. Nick tripped one of 'em, and the other fell on top. Ronaldo yelled at Jebba and Cheyman to go into the house to save the Llonkie King while they took care of these guys. Jenna and Cheyman both had complete confidence in their big built southern men, so they just walked up in there and untied the llonkie King. Well he grabbed his wand stick thinger that kings have that the guys took away from him and hid in the cabinet, and he conjured up a couple a golf carts. Meanwhile back outside, it was like a bar scene, they were shoving the bad guys' heads in the windows and chuckin rox at 'em and pushin 'em to the ground and punching their sides and kickin 'em. Eventually, they getted 'em knocked out and brought them in the house and tied them to some chairs. And theeennnn..............

DAY 49

Welp... then the shack blew up and the brudders didnt get the chance to run far enough away.. and ... well.. they died......... HA! JUST KIDDING! The shack didnt blow up, Joyce just farted down in hell and shook the whole world. So.. after they survived that.. they figured they could do anything. So they goed to the ymca to go swimming. Beings Iowa is mega boring.. thats bout the coolest thing the teens around there have to do everyday... swim. So they got there... busted through the door.. and Jebba killed it when she jumped in the pool and forgot to take her bobos off. The lifeguard type guy, who happened to think Chey-mang was super hot, walked over and pulled Jebba Faye out of the pool.. by her ear. "AY COME ON YO! I GOTTA LISTEN WITH THAT THANG!" she cried. "YEAH!" yelled Nick, "you shoulda pulled her out by her lips so she'd shut up for awhile!" So Jenna Faye got real mad because she was sick of him beating up on her emotions all the time. So she taked her bobos off and sat em next to the snackbar real nice and erthang so the people could admire them, and she tackled Nick right into the pool. Chey-mang just rolled her eyes and sat down so she could put lotion on. Sept the lifeguard walked over and tried to fondle her boobies. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yelled. "Aw come on, your boytoy is getting tore up in the pool.. he'll never know.. and ill give you a ticket to get anything at the snack bar... FOR FREE!" he sayed. Sept brudder chey-mang pulled the fake money out of her purse and fanned herself with it and sayed in a southern voice like the rich southern belles doed in the old days, "I dont need to get nothing free sugah" So after Nick knocked Jenna Faye out and Ronnie had to jump in and rescue her, he looked up just in time to see the lifeguards hands inching slowly towards chey-mangs breasticles. "WHAT IN THE HAIL IS GONE AWN?! he yelled. Then he ran up bout ready to kick the lifeguard in the teeth sept he slipped and fell backwards back into the pool. Sept then Ronnie seed what was going awn so he ran over and karate chopped the lifeguard and maked him eat his own whistle. "GO RONNIE UH UH YEAH YEAH GO RONNIE" yelled Chey-man after he killed the lifeguard. So then Chey-mang and Ronnie was standing on the edge of the pool and she was thanking him for saving her.. cept he got a big huge jynormous sexified grin on his face and pushed her right into the pool. Then Jebba ma Faye jr waked up from being knocked out by Nick and she realized that she was mad hungry. So acourse she got some of Chey-mang's fake money and goed to the snackbar.. after she ordered a whole bunch of stuff.. she handed the guy the money and goed to walk away cept he grabbed her by her hair and slammed her on the ground ya know LIKE HIIIIIIYAH! So there was Jenna Faye.. laid out on the ground with blood leaking from her ears... with her whole life flashing before her... when all of a sudden she stands up and starts hammer dancing. "OH GOD CHEYENNE!!!!!" she yelled, "THE CANDYBARS ARE IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!" Sept just then... the candybars climbed out of the cloud that was floating over her head.. and BAM! IT WAS TWO EEWOGS!! They were real mega short like only up to Jebba's knees and they started kicking her real bad all over the joint and she just stood there drooling like 'duhr i want my candybars' So the others runned over to help her. They kicked the eewogs into the pool and maked a run for it right out the door, and they didnt stop running til they reached Nebraska.Can you guess what was waiting for them in Nebraska? No thang. Cept the Llonkie king and some llonkies bitches that he picked up. They didn't even realize that he was gone. He was sitting there at the edge of a cornfield in his big fancy chair drinking the expensive beer while the girly llonkies petted him. "OHO!" sayed chey-man, "I see what's going on here. You make us travel the world and kill off the little eewog bastards.. and you sit here with these ho-bags and get drunk, eh?! WELL GUESS WHAT!..." Just then one of the girl llonkies goed to attack Chey-mang sept Jenna Faye sticked her bobo-less foot out and tripped it.. which is also how she realized that she had forgotten her bobos at the ymca. "OH NOOOOO! I CAINT GO ON!" she cried and she fell to the ground. Sept then she getted a good idear... and she telled them she'd be right back and runned off into the cornfield. Three hours passed cept Jebba never came back.. cause she prolly died....cept she didnt.. she just fell and hit her head on a corn thing and getted knocked out for a while.. AND DEN...

Day 50

... then they walked away and let her rot there until she died. SIKE of course they went in to go look for her. When they found her in the middle of a crop circle, she had a stuffed dinosaur in one hand, and her hair was died bright blue. Well those two details were totally irrelevent but the point was that they found her there... knocked out. Half dead to the world. So they each took a limb and dragged her back outside the corn field. They getted some water from a well and waked her up so she could tell them the story... "Well I was a runnin through the field... when I tripped on a ho... No Cheyman, notchoo... and so I getted knocked out. But what I wanted to do was go get a meatball... 'sept I didn't make it to the other side." and she put her face in her hands... 'sept it wasn't real cuz she kept peeking out through her fingers to see if anybody cared. 'Sept nobody did cuz who goes runnin through the cornfields like a maniac just for a meatball? Just then Cheyman raised her hand, cuz she would. Anyway so Ronnie getted down and sat next to her and held her, "I thunked you died!" and he shed a tear... and just kissing her, and hugging her... 'sept he started getting a little carried away and started mauling her so finally Cheyman had to grab a beebee gun and shoot him in the foot with it. "Gosh yer a crazy anigamal." she sayed. So they all getted back up and walked over to the general store. Afore they getted in there, a dude with spurs came jinglin out on the porch. Picture it: cowboy boots, tight jeans, tucked in button up shirt, cowboy hat, dippin, dust flyin like in the westerns, hubba hubba. "I know whatchur thankin," he said. "But I'm a tellin you ya'll best getchur redneck asses off my propertay." *chick*chick* he had a rifle in his hand. "How did you know we was even comin in there?" sayed Jebba and she turned to walk away, "Cuz I can see into the future." he sayed. So Jebba goed, "Psh, come on guys." and they all started to walk away and the man called out, "Watch out for the Navajo man wearin a business suit."
So they walked through some brief woods and emerged on the side of a road leading up to some broken down town. Well it was worth a try, and they was mad thirsty so they all walked up to the town. In the middle of all the buildings was a dummy (from the car commercials) hanging from a nuse. So Jebba grabbed a stick and rushed over there, "PINATA!" she screamed and started bustin at it. Well whadda you know, she bashed so hard that it finally came open. 'Sept candy ain't what was fallin outta there... 'twas a buncha marbles. And Jebba started slippin and slidin all around the joint and she fell on her back and knocked a board loose on the platform and maked a big hole that she fell into. Well, the rest of the gang came skurrying over like wtf?!? And so they was like, "JEBBAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" all screamin and everything. 'Sept no one maked a move and they just kept staring down the hole. Well so Cheyman smacked both of the boys in the head and was like, "WELL DON'T BE STUPID YOU FREAKS DO SUMMAT!" And so Ronaldo jumped down the hole. He was expecting to fall real far like when they goed to hell, 'sept he landed SMACK on a conveyor belt. And Cheyman and Nick followed him and ended up somewhere inside some building's basement where there was beer and wine and money and gold. And they heared some stompin up on the floor where some light was shinin through, and some loud honkey tonk music was playing by some band. So they climbed up the cellar stairs and everyone was square dancin... 'sept it was all skeletons in clothes. When they all came out of the door, the music immediately stopped, but only for a minute. In that minute, the skeletons all stopped and immediately looked over at the brudders. Then the minute ended and the music took up again and the skeletons started dancin again. So the Brudders tried to get out of the room, 'sept they couldn't get through because a different skeleton came and grabbed a different brudder. They had to dance their way across the room! So Nick and Ronnie did it real nice cuz you know they're honkey tonks and all. 'Sept Jebba and Cheyman had a little bit of a hard time. But eventually they getted it and they all met up at the door. 'Sept the door was locked. So Jebba started bangin on it and screamin and cryin like it was the end of the world cuz she didn't want to have to spend the rest of eternity in here with these skeletons. And so then Ronnie and Nick counted to three and at the same time, made a run for it to bust down the door with their shoulders. 'Sept guess what! It didn't work. So Cheyman *chest swells with retarted pride* goes over there and turns the lock, and twists the door knob and swings the door open and looks at the rest of the gang with a smile like there ya go! and they all waltzed out onto the porch of the building, and Def Leopards 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' starts playing and Cheyman starts dancin dirty. When the song is over, She just walked away with a red face. 'Sept Cheyman had this thing where when she hears a song that makes her dance, she can't NOT dance. She couldn't help it, it was sorta like a disease. So before they got too far down the street, they heared some voice say, "Where do you guys think you're going?" and when they turned around... There was an indian dude... in a dark blue business suit. And dennnnn.....

DAY 51

He ran over and started humping Jebba Fayes leg. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYIN TO DO TO ME?!" she screamed as she shook her leg and he goed flying through the air. Brudder Chey-man picked up a stick that was about an inch long and walked over to him, "We was warned bout you! You wouldn't happen to know why wouldja?!" The Indian man getted real scared cause she was holding a stick, and he started to cry. "Nuh nuh nooo miss" he cried, sept Chey-man didn't feel sorry for him and she knowed he was lying, so she kicked him in the mouth, "YOU MAGGOT! TELL US WHY!" she yelled, as her eyeballs started popping out of her head and her face got real red. Nick walked over and pulled her away and told her to calm down, sept Billie Jo popped outta no where standing in a karate move position type thing and told the Indian man to back away from the brudders. "What the flip is going on?!" yelled Ronnie as he punched Nick in the eye. "What was that for?!" Nick yelled, "It's just been awhile since I hit you" sayed Ronaldo. Then everyone cracked up for 4.3 seconds then got serious again when the music stopped. "This man.. is obsessed with the disco brudders! Has been since he first saw y'all on t.v back when the skating rink blew up. He claims he used to be a brudder but was kicked out for no reason." said Billie Jo in a professional News Man voice. "I WAS! Chey-man was my high school sweatheart!" cried the indian mang. By this time there was a huge crowd. Everyone standing around waiting to see the disco brudders in action. Jenna was walking around saying hi to all the hot guys who were fans of hers. Sept Ronnie got mad and kicked her in the back of the head and she tripped and fell on one of the fans. One of chey-man's fans ran up to her and tried to steal her fro, and the Indian man escaped while the brudders got attacked by brudder loving teenagers. After about 30 minutes of signing posters and taking pictures and answering questions.. uncle Jimmy pulled up on a hot pink huffy with a wagon hooked to the back and told the brudders to hop in. "OUR HERO!" yelled the brudders as they climbed in and uncle Jimbo peeled out. The fans chased the brudders for almost a mile then gave up and walked the other way. "I never knowed we were famous" said Jenna Faye. "Jenna darling... there's a lot of stuff you don't know. Your little brain just can't take it all at once!" sayed Nick. Jebba didn't realize he was making fun of her, and she agreed with him. Chey-man shook her head and rolled her eyes and walked over to Ronnie. "What do we do now, Ronnie?" she asked. "Uh.. I don't know, you're the one who has all the ideas.." "UGH YEAH RIGHT!" she yelled, "This is why I'm so pissed off most of the time, you leave everything up to me!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at chey-mang, ready for her to start ranting like she did in hell. Sept she didn't. She just walked away for a minute, and they all seen her start jumping around and screaming and pulling her own hair. Then she walked back over, pulled an orange out of her shirt and started peeling it. "We need to think of something, because there's something about the indian man that makes me very nervous. We gotta find him and see what his deal is!" she sayed. "Well I think we need to fix OUR problems first" sayed Ronnie, "We need to start getting along and NICK! you need to be nicer to Jenna Faye" he sayed. "Yeah flipping right, I don't see why she had to come with us anyway!" Cheyman walked over and grabbed his hair, "LOOK! I know my brudder is slow sometimes... well okay, all the time.. but she is my brudder, and I'm proud of her! I don't know why.. but I am!" Jenna Faye got this look on her face like 'YESSSSSSSS' and she started giggling like she did when she talked to her brudder on a mic type deal. "WAIT!" yelled Nick, "Where's Billie Jo and Uncle Jimmy?!" They looked around and realized the Bike and the wagon was gone, and they seen a necklace on the ground where the bike had been parked. "This looks like the necklace that indian man was wearing when I went up to him with the stick!" she sayed. "Oh no, that means the indian man was here, and we weren't paying attention and he kidnapped Uncle jimmy and Billie Jo!" sayed Ronnie. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" cried Chey-mang. "NOT MY HERO! I'LL SAVE YOU UNCLE JIMMY!" .....

So they hired a professional tracking team and put the Indian man on America's most wanted. Well they getted a call from the show saying that someone called in and said both the Indian man and Jimmy had been spotted somewhere around the southwestern part of Kentucky.... In a little town called Peckerneckville. So it was On the road again So they went to the nearest Ford dealer and purchased a shaggin wagon... bright electric blue. Cheyman drived, and Nick was ridin shotgun while Jebba and Ronnie was in the backseat playin travel Bingo for Swedish Fish and cotton balls. Jenna would get so damn excited every time she won that she squeeled so loud and eventually Cheyman had to turn on the radio. She put on some bluegrass banjo music that rocked her effing sox right off. At one point in the trip, they stopped at a rest stop for some grub and a terlit break. Well Jebba was asleep so they didn't bother to wake her up, and they j ust went in to do their business. Well as soon as the doors shut, 'ole Jebba smiled real big and opened her eyes. SHE HAD TRICKED THEM! So she sat up and closed all the winders and locked the doors. She started giggling real hard cuz she couldn't wait until they came back. So here they come, the three of them about 5 minutes later- carrying all sorts of junk food and drinks- they even got some for Jebba. Plus also they getted her a hat that sayed "Gangster" on it. What a mean trick Jebba! tsk tsk. 'sept she didn't care and when they came back and were all bangin on the windows frantically and yelling at her to open up, she started getting mad excited and jumping from the backseat to the front seat and squeeling and screaming and laughing hysterically. They getted so tired of trying to coax her into opening the doors, that Cheyman went in to call a po po to unlock the doors. After yelling at Jebba, "Ima call da pigs!" she put her hands in her pockets and turned to go back in the rest stop joint. well she stopped after two steps, turned around with a red face as red as her hair and pulled the keys out of her pocket. No one realized that Cheyman had the keys. She didn't even realize. "OH MY GOD." sayed Nick and Ronnie at the same time. They was mad dissapointed at Cheyman. So she unlocked the doors and bent in to smack Jebba in the mouf fer bein bad. Sept she couldn't reach so Ronnie got in and doed it for her. So they all getted in to the car and drived off onto the highway again. Poor Jebba was pouting and Cheyman feeled bad so she telled Ronnie to give Jebba her prize. Immediately she getted mad essited and started to do a jig and sang, "If yer a gangster and ya know it, clap yer hands. *clap*clap* If yer a gangster and ya know it clap yer hands *clap*clap* If yer a gangster and ya know it and you really wanna show it- if yer a gangster and ya know it, DROP YER PANTS!" well everyone clapped cuz that was mad awesome. BRAVADO! So anyway, they see the exit for PeckerNeckville and Cheyman getted on it. As soon as they came off the exit, someone chucked a tater at the car! So acourse Cheyman slammed on the breaks real fast and everyone goed forward like wtf?! She getted out and goed to check the dent. Well while she was out there checking on it, she getted a tater chucked at her head. "ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! SHOW YERSELF!" and so then all of a sudden outta the back of a bush... or what they thunked was a bush because it was a dude with a bush on (no clothes underneath). Well he stood up... had no shoes on and had like... one toof. "Kin I hitch a ride?" he sayed. So Jebba jumped out and was all starin and goed, "You kin have enee thang ya waunt, misster." Cuz acourse she had a thing for rednecks. Plus also she wanted to see his package. So he climbed in between Jebba and Ronnie in the backseat and proceeded to tell them the directions to his shack. When they getted there, he asked them to come in for some sweet southern tea. They came in and sat down while he goed into his room to change. While he was gone, they seed a pitchur of an oddly strange familiar Indian man hangin on the wall in the hallway. So just as they was checkin it out and debating about it, the man came back out with nothin but suspenders on. He held his hand out, "I'm Jakubb." he sayed and smiled with his one toof. "'Cha lookin at?" he asked. "Just this picture of this here Indian feller." sayed Ronnie (Cuz he knew how to talk to a redneck man in case he wanted to get some information out of him) "He sure is maighty handsume, that's fer shoore. Maind tellin me his name'n all? He loox fahmiliar." So Jakubb sayed sure, he'll tell you all about it while they sat down for some tea. So they all sat down at the table, and Jakubb grabbed his pitchur of tea from the fridge and came around to fill their glasses. When he getted to Jebba, Jebba just so happened to glance down and see summat white stickin outta his pants! It was his finger! LIke cheyman used to do to everybody: stick her hand down her pants and stick her finger out her zipper so at first glance.... yeah. 'Sept even though it was a finger, Jebba's face getted all red anyway cuz that's just what she does when confronted with the NAKED truth. (muahahahahaha). So anyway they all sitted down and Jakubb began tellin the story... "Well mai sister Becky Ann ran off with this hurr feller... Mai parents didn't like Indians... You know the whole history: cowboy and indians. Yeah well so she had to run off wid 'em. And when she heard the newz 'bout our parents dyin in the cow patty fire, she started comin around agin cuz she knew I luved 'er for who she wuz. And she sent me this here pitchurr about a year'n a half ago. Ain't hurd from 'er since. But I happen to know where they live! If ya'll wanna drop eein and see 'um!" So they getted the address,,,, thanked 'em for the tea... and set off...........................

...She kept doing it for a while. Well Nick started gettin skurt so he elbowed Cheyman when Gracie Mae wuddn't lookin. 'Sept Cheyman just shaked her head and telled him not to do no thang. "Nick... How about some iced tea? Only... I'm gonna need some help bringin in the glasses, and getting the ice, and the crumpets and what not." By this time Nick was lookin at her funny like wth?! So Cheyman opened her eyes real big and kicked him... and then grabbed his arm and drug him to the kitchen. Or what they thunked was a kitchen. The moment they walked in they was skurt and wanted to turn back: there were knives and all sorts of dangerous instruments hangin from the ceilin. Anyway so they getted in there and Nick (acourse) thunked that Cheyman was taking him in here to get a lil sum sum.... 'sept no. And she maked him tell her the whole story... and they came up with a plan.... Anyway they getted the tea and stuff and maked their way back into the living room area where er'ebody was at. They all sitted down to a nice evenin' tea. After they was finished, Nick sayed to Gracie Mae, "uhm.... couldjoo help me clean up?" and so they gathered up all the junk and goed into the kitchen... where Gracie Mae dropped the stuff and maked her way toward Nick. Oh god oh god oh god things were gettin perty close. As planned, Nick would try to ward her off as long as possible until Cheyman could figgur out a way to get Jimbo in to see what was going on. 'Sept instead of trying to kill him, Gracie Mae was tryina get in bed wit 'em! Meanwhile... back in the living room..... "Jimbo," sayed Cheyman, "Could you go get me a drink?" DUH CHEYMAN GOD! "'sept you just haid wun, didjoo not?" "Yeah... sept this time I want some water. Just plain 'ole water, and a cupcake." "Well alraight. I'll getchoo onea dem twinkies Gracie Mae and I was plannin on havin fer our weddin'." So he goed walzin up in there with his high heels and his flower dress... As soon as the door swung back shut after he entered the kitchen, He screamed like a bitch and they hurd a plate smash on the ground. So acourse Jebba and ronnie and Cheyman goed in there to see what was going on... and Jimmy was standing there with his paws covering his mouf, and hims was cryin, cuz Gracie Mae was grabbing Nick by the shirt collar and was just about to bring him to her mouf for a nice big 'ole wet kiss. Jimbo walked in just in time. A few seconds later and they woulda beed doomed. Well Gracie Mae immediately let go a Nick's shirt and tried to play it off cool like she wuddn't doin' no thang. Well acourse Jimbo stormed out. 'Twas up to Jebba to go console him. Meanwhile, back at the kitchen, Cheyman proceeded to kick Gracie Mae's ass. Ain't nobody mess wit her man. When they getted (Jebba and Jimbo) back in the kitchen, Gracie mae was on the ground cuz you know... Cheyman whoops ass yo... and Jimbo came in and spat on her, chucked his diamond engagement ring at her and stormed outta the kitchen. "He's decided to come back with us." Sayed Jebba. So all the Brudders stormed outta the kitchen hoping that a tornado would come so that all the junk on the ceiling would come down and kill Gracie Mae. And then.....DAY 55

And then as they were walking away Chey-mang tripped on some fishing line that was tied on two trees and the whole joint blowed up. So Gracie Mae died, and Nick almost peed himself with joy. They walked over to one of the trees that the line was tied to and there was a note! From the eewog king! It was writted like so: Deer Joyce, this is the eewog king. if yew r reeding this then yew probly kilt the disko bruderz. butt remember the poe-shun only lasts fer won ower. p.x. call abowt the ac becuz its hawt down heer. (which means "dear joyce, this is the eewog king. if you are reading this then you probably killed the disco brudders. but remember the potion only lasts for one hour. and you can understand the rest prolly) So Jebba Faye and Brudder Chey-man used their harry potter skills and figured out that they used that spell thing like harry and ron did so they could be malfoys friends and see if he was the chamber of secrets dude. yessss. So.. Gracie Mae was really.... JOYCE! OH GOD. THEY KILLED HER AGAIN! SCORE! "Aw mayn, you mean to tell me that I almost married Joyce?!" cried Uncle Jimbo. "Aw Jimmy it's okay, don't worry about it. I mean look at poor Ronnie, he has to deal with Jenna!" said Nick. Uncle Jimmy looked at Jenna for a second and walked over and patted Ronnie on the back, "You got guts kid" he said. Then Nick spoke up, "Well I'm glad I don't have to worry about girl problems, I mean look at Cheyenne, she's like the frigging diva of the world! If it wasn't for her disco brudders would just be another lame version of the stupid backstreet boys!" OHO. Bad move. Nick didn't mean to say that, he was only looking to score some points sept Brudder Chey-man didn't like it when he maked fun of her boys. Her face got mad red and she judo chopped him right between the legs. "DONT CHU EVER CALL THEM STUPID AGAIN!" she yelled. So here's Nick, the big muscled southern boy, laying on the ground under Chey-mang whimpering like Kipper did when Jebba's dad beat her. Jebba loved this. Sept all of a sudden it started raining and thundering and lightening real mega super bad and chey-mang getted mad skurrt. She ran over to Ronnie, (since nick was still whimpering on the ground) and sticked her head under his shirt. Acourse she did it to Ronnie, what would the world think about her if she stuck her head under JEBBA'S shirt?! I can see the headlines now, "ARE THE DISCO BRUDDERS MORE THAN BRUDDERS?!" sept anyway. They needed to find a place to chill until it stopped storming. They walked and walked, deep out into the woods and the rain didn't even stop a little bit sept they found an old shack with glitter on the front porch and glitter on dee mattress. YESS IT WAS THE REAL LOVE SHACK! Jebba and Chey-man always dreamed about finding this joint so they could write their names on the wall. It was a hippies dream. Sept they couldn't just bust up in a famous place like this and do the dirty like Nick was hoping, there was prolly mad cameras all over the joint with perverts trying to catch some live disco brudders gone wild. tsk tsk. So they wrote their names on the wall and waited for the rain to stop. "I don't like this place very much" said Chey-mang, "It feels like someone WANTS us to be here, like this was all planned or summat!" "Yeah I know" said Jebba Faye, "Sept maybe the eewog king getted mad when Joyce came back to hell without killing us and he made it storm like this knowing that you'll get scared and that we're mad cool and we'd find this place and he'd be waiting! OH GOD OH GOD!" cried Jenna. Nick had to slap her real hard in the face to calm her down. "Or.." said Ronnie, "maybe this is god's way of punishing you for killing that man with your barbie, Jebba, you crackhead negro!" Jebba's eyes got big and she looked down at the ground in shame. "I'm sorry for getting you guys into this sept.. I.. I .... I JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MISS BLACK AMERICA!" she cried. They all looked at her like what the flip does that have to do with anything?! Just when she was bout to splain herself, BOMBIT AND KENDYLL busted through the door holding the keys to Larold's orange station wagon! "HEY GUYS!" yelled Kendyll. "WHAT THE FLIP" yelled chey-mang, "HOWD YOU KNOW WE WAS HURR?!" she said. "Well... you know... " said Bombit, "Well.. I sticked a tracker type thing in Jebba's shoe so we'd know if you were in trouble or not.." and then..